Tag Archives: explore China

Walnuts For Sale!

13 Dec

Did you know when you buy walnuts, you should shake each one first? If it rattles, it’s dried and you should put it back! Find the ones that don’t shake ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

*I know this because I was,shopping like an uncouth wild thing just picking up a handful and a Chinese nai nai shook her head in a tsk-tsk manner and started teaching me the proper way ๐Ÿ˜Š

(Nai Nai – grandmother -ๅฅถๅฅถ)

Starbuckies!

2 May

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I read this 4 times and kept getting sparkling pink porn cold brew. Starbuckies! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ˜• What a dirty mind you have! Then saw it was POM cold brew and thought porn might have made more sense ๐Ÿ˜

You Had One Job! #epicfail #chinalife

9 Aug

#EpicFail #youhadonejob #why #smh

This is how we’re rocking the bus stops. Position it EXACTLY dead center of the sidewalk so all the people have to walk in the #street ๐Ÿ˜‚

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