Did you know when you buy walnuts, you should shake each one first? If it rattles, it’s dried and you should put it back! Find the ones that don’t shake ๐
*I know this because I was,shopping like an uncouth wild thing just picking up a handful and a Chinese nai nai shook her head in a tsk-tsk manner and started teaching me the proper way ๐
(Nai Nai – grandmother -ๅฅถๅฅถ)
๐๐๐ I read this 4 times and kept getting sparkling pink porn cold brew. Starbuckies! ๐ฑ๐ฎโ What a dirty mind you have! Then saw it was POM cold brew and thought porn might have made more sense ๐
#EpicFail #youhadonejob #why #smh
This is how we’re rocking the bus stops. Position it EXACTLY dead center of the sidewalk so all the people have to walk in the #street ๐
โShe was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no cityโ ~ Roman Payne
Language Translation
Deceptively Blonde 