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#Teacher Life ๐Ÿ˜‚

9 Apr

75% of a #teachers job is bribing other teachers to do something ๐Ÿ˜‚ Come to #education – You’ll work to death, but have an abundance of cookie bribes!

The Friendly – Pervy #Metro (all in perspective)

4 Apr

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ SUPER friendly train (or creepy – depends on how you view it).

I don’t think people would like it if I pet them, but maybe it’s a new social strategy – whatcha think???

The Friendly – Pervy #Metro (all in perspective)

31 Mar

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ SUPER friendly train (or creepy – depends on how you view it).

I don’t think people would like it if I pet them, but maybe it’s a new social strategy – whatcha think???

#Foodie ‘N Me. . . say NO!

10 Mar

When you run into #desserts that you’re just not sure about. . . . ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜› And then you actually try and are like, ‘Just say no to dessert!’

I’m just saying, I never meet a dessert I won’t eat and I left BOTH of these on the table. Still not sure about the second, but the first was #greentea jello with red beans and lychee fruit. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Would y’all try it?!?

Involuntary #Sports! (hint – I came out victorious!) #USA!

7 Mar

That moment where going home from work, you become an involuntary participant in the winter Olympics. . . . Ice Slip & Slide Gold Champion – that’s me! * This is why Changchun is home to China’s Olympic Ice Skating team. . .

#Facepalm #Ditz #Dingbats!

5 Mar

I am so Happy ๐Ÿ˜‚ ‘Dingbats’ is an official ‘symbol’ category on #Kingsoft #WPS . . . . So from now on, Whenever I think someone’s being an idiot, I could stick random secret ‘dingbat’ symbols in my messages. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜†

#Fashion – Cool Guy!

2 Mar

Rocking the bunny ears! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Do You Believe in Magic? ๐Ÿฎ

20 Feb

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ I got transported by Chinese #DRAGON for Spring Festival / New Year’s. Oh Yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž Just getting in touch with my inner #Targaryen ๐Ÿ‰ Be jealous. . . . I’m livin the magic!

Up for splitting this with me?!? ๐Ÿ˜„ – #travel #foodie

13 Feb

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด๐Ÿท

This was a #menu at a small restaurant on the lake in Sun Island Snow Park. I’m going for ‘Deep Sea Life Everlasting’ but I’m willing to share the Pickled Fish Skin Spots with y’all if you’d like! ๐Ÿ˜„ Aren’t
I kind! TBH their hot chocolate though was pretty good!

#Gryffindor House (It’s real!) aka the #China Spring Festival

27 Jan

Chinese Spring Festival๐Ÿ‰ . . . when all of China turns into gryffindor ๐Ÿฆ house and red and gold colors ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ rule.

I think Walmart might be secretly connected to Chinese hogwarts. Walk inside and its gryffindor pride
everywhere.

*Personally, I’m a slytherin – which fits, since my Chinese zodiac Animal is the snake ๐Ÿ

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