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Inside Voice, Outside Voice, #Teaching Voice

12 Sep

Roger (the totally awesome IT guy) came to class today to install a new microphone. He asked if I needed one. I said “No, I’m pretty loud without it.” Girl in the back of a room of roughly 96 students — “Oh yes, we can hear very good.” Me: πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. . . Roger: Oh. I think you do not need this. It’s okay. Me: LOL. I thought not.

Emotional Beef 😭

6 Sep

This poor beef is very ’emotional’ – it could be the bow tie that brings put these strong feeling. He just ‘CAN’T’ today. . . . 🎀Poor beef sitting on the grocery shelf, singing a sad, sad tune. . . ‘

#Baking Mysteries! Can you pick the right flour? πŸ˜œ

1 Sep


LOL! My student & I attempting to figure out which of 5,000 available flours I needed for baking. 😜 Is it a #dumpling flour or a #wheat flour or an #all-purpose flour? The Fish kind or the wheat stick kind? The life I live. . . . . . I Love it so much – even going to the grocery is an adventure!

#Burger with Hair! πŸ‘¨ Mmm mmm Good!

20 Aug

Went to #KFC and Michael tried this new #chicken ‘burger’ they are selling. The bread is just Food coloring. The stuff that looks like hair on top we THINK is fried pulled chicken? – He said it just tasted weird 😜 Unfortunately, they put the Mayo on TOP of the bun to hold on the fried stuff, so eating it was hilarious. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ Yum!

Definitely #KPOP Star Material!

14 Aug

There is no way on earth you can convince me that this little #Korean guy and his pouch are not the #CUTEST things you’ve seen today. I mean the dude comes with hat, pouch, little shoes and all. πŸ’™ He is seriously #adorable and now proudly hangs from my phone in a position of honor where I can look at him every day and smile! 😊

Random Fact – #NSA is #Illumanati (according to their website) πŸ˜œ

8 Aug

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± If you spell #illuminati backwards (itanimulli.com) – it takes you to the #NSA website. That’s both creepy and hilarious 😜

#Government #conspiracy #watchingyou #nationaltreasureisreal

Not Quite What I expected. . .

31 Jul

Adventures in #Translation!
Tried ordering an iced tea and cola. Pointed to iced tea picture . . . waited then said ‘Bing #Cola’ (Iced Cola). She looks at me funny, but says ‘ok!’ Hands me a cola in the tea glass. 😜😜 Had to go back and get the tea – too funny!

#Cheese Erasers! πŸ˜‚

11 Jul

Haha! My Uncle used to own a #Cheese plant – this picture is for him.  He is the totally awesomest dude ever! Miss you!  And Everyone who has lived in China and knows the tragedy that is life without cheese!

#Travel WoesΒ 

24 Jun

It’s official – my name is too long for China 😭 They took my boarding pass away and had to get special approval for my name πŸ˜‚ Finally (after deliberation) they officially agreed to just write it on the pass. 😜

So #Old

20 Jun

My students have been taking graduate pictures. πŸ“· πŸŽ“ They keep talking about how ‘old they are’ now – they’re like 19-24. 😱 Horrible I know. . .  I’m 27! They’re aging me folks! If they’re ‘old’ – I’m one step out of the grave πŸ‘»

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