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12 Jun
OMG this week is confusing ๐Ÿ˜‚
There are about 28 sophomores re-taking economics this semester. The school has changed our schedule for this week 4 times now.
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There are also about 4 of them failing the class right now. I am setting up one-on-one meetings with them.
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Problem: They call meetings ‘classes’ — So my conversations go something like this:ย 
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Me: Hey darling, we have class at 8:30am now.
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Student: So I should come to your office then?
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Me: No, that is still the same. This is class with your friends.
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Student: Oh. . . .
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Me: Hey darlin, our class was changed to 7:00pm so we need to rearrange our meeting to another time.
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Student 2: So. . . . I don’t have class at 7:00.
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Me: No, you do have class at 7:00. But we don’t have our meeting.
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Student 2: Oh, I will come to your office at 7:00.
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Me: ๐Ÿ˜… No. . . that’s the class with your friends.
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Student 2: -_-ย  ย 
Me: . . . . . Guess what, Class is now moved to 3:30pm. . . . . So we need to move our meeting and the class.ย 
Student 3: (sobbing face).
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Me: This is so confusing. . . .
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#Teacher Life ๐Ÿ˜‚

9 Apr

75% of a #teachers job is bribing other teachers to do something ๐Ÿ˜‚ Come to #education – You’ll work to death, but have an abundance of cookie bribes!

The Friendly – Pervy #Metro (all in perspective)

4 Apr

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ SUPER friendly train (or creepy – depends on how you view it).

I don’t think people would like it if I pet them, but maybe it’s a new social strategy – whatcha think???

The Friendly – Pervy #Metro (all in perspective)

31 Mar

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ SUPER friendly train (or creepy – depends on how you view it).

I don’t think people would like it if I pet them, but maybe it’s a new social strategy – whatcha think???

#Foodie ‘N Me. . . say NO!

10 Mar

When you run into #desserts that you’re just not sure about. . . . ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜› And then you actually try and are like, ‘Just say no to dessert!’

I’m just saying, I never meet a dessert I won’t eat and I left BOTH of these on the table. Still not sure about the second, but the first was #greentea jello with red beans and lychee fruit. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Would y’all try it?!?

Involuntary #Sports! (hint – I came out victorious!) #USA!

7 Mar

That moment where going home from work, you become an involuntary participant in the winter Olympics. . . . Ice Slip & Slide Gold Champion – that’s me! * This is why Changchun is home to China’s Olympic Ice Skating team. . .

#Facepalm #Ditz #Dingbats!

5 Mar

I am so Happy ๐Ÿ˜‚ ‘Dingbats’ is an official ‘symbol’ category on #Kingsoft #WPS . . . . So from now on, Whenever I think someone’s being an idiot, I could stick random secret ‘dingbat’ symbols in my messages. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜†

#Fashion – Cool Guy!

2 Mar

Rocking the bunny ears! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Do You Believe in Magic? ๐Ÿฎ

20 Feb

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ I got transported by Chinese #DRAGON for Spring Festival / New Year’s. Oh Yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž Just getting in touch with my inner #Targaryen ๐Ÿ‰ Be jealous. . . . I’m livin the magic!

Up for splitting this with me?!? ๐Ÿ˜„ – #travel #foodie

13 Feb

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด๐Ÿท

This was a #menu at a small restaurant on the lake in Sun Island Snow Park. I’m going for ‘Deep Sea Life Everlasting’ but I’m willing to share the Pickled Fish Skin Spots with y’all if you’d like! ๐Ÿ˜„ Aren’t
I kind! TBH their hot chocolate though was pretty good!

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