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Taste Buds Beware!

15 Oct

#Confession – Most of my phone gallery are pictures of random Chinese things I need to translate to save myself. E.g. to know the difference between microspicy and ‘it’s too spicy’ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

International Fashion

27 Aug

I’d like this flat in a size 380 please – *what happens when someone mixes up American & Asian shoe sizes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*I’m a size 250 in Asia shoes! What’s yours? πŸ˜‹πŸ™ƒ
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I feel so attacked!

19 Feb
Image may contain: 1 person, meme, text that says 'When the cashier asks if you want to donate to the poor I AM THE POOR'

Sharing the Power!

7 Nov
Proud moment in the #LifeofLiv!Β  Today I taught the Chinese staff at my school how to draw an ampersand (&) symbol.
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Me (in writing) πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ: It belong to SCM (supply chain) 1 & 2.
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Staff girl πŸ‘©: What is the ‘&’ mean?
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Me πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ: It’s a symbol – it means ‘and’
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Staff girl πŸ‘©: You can write that! I thought it was only on computers.
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Me πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ: Here, I’ll show you. 😁
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Staff girl shares the knowledge with other staff. They all start going crazy, writing it on the students sheets. By the end of the exam, they were all using it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†
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If I die tonight, I know my life had meaning!

Halloween

30 Oct

When #Hair Has A Life of Its Own

23 Oct

#Humidityhair πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ – What happens when curly Blonde Hair takes a trip in the mountains

#Humidityhair πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ – What happens when curly Blonde Hair takes a trip in the mountains

Professor #Panda!

3 Oct

Is it me? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜‹

Danger Will Robinson! #Deathtrap

27 Aug

This is the hallway to my classroom each day – because #safety and #health are, like, so passe! πŸ˜…
Yesterday they had a machine spraying the ceiling and made all the kids walk underneath the spraying machine while its running and showering them in #chemicals. Today the #marble floors were all soaked. Have you ever walked on wet marble? #China has an old Love affair with the stuff, but when wet it turns into a slip-n-slide. πŸ˜‚
Meanwhile, we’re all sitting around breathing the chemicals all day during class.

Lol, I need this intensive to be finished. πŸ˜›

All Rise for the Monthly Reading of the Cute Boy Band Memorandum!

25 Aug

Someone’s Hot Guys Magazine came in yesterday!
And by someone, I mean the 3 female students sitting in front of me in the auditorium. And by hot guys, I mean a boy band group of some type. Three magazines filled with pictures of the boy band group being all awesome and, according to a credible source (aka Girl #1) ‘wow!’. The girls were so excited, sharing the magazines between them and already folding down faves. Then break struck and the rest of their crew arrived to check it out. Lol, I haven’t seen so much fangirling since the tall French boy came for study abroad and had the girls hanging out in the Bridge CafΓ© to watch him. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
#TeachingisFun #TheYoungandtheRestless #GoogleyEyes #Fangirls

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Distracted #Cooking!

13 Aug

Lol πŸ˜› Decided to make my mom a treat the other day – #NoBake Oatmeal Chocolate Cookies.

To be fair to myself, I was also baking #stuffedpeppers, answering student messages, and finishing a major project for my MSc.

anyway, I was already experimenting a bit. No #butter, so I tried #CoconutOil. No #PeanutButter, so I made my own.

Got to taste them and mom’s like ‘these don’t taste right. . . ‘

Me: ‘Better term – They taste #disgusting 😱

Us: Why πŸ€”

Mom: Did you #cook them to a high enough temperature?πŸ™‚

Me: ❓❓❓ They don’t cook, they’re #nobake.

Mom: πŸ˜³πŸ™„

Me: Wait. . . . ‘checks recipe’ Well *&%$.

Hahahaha! They were supposed to be boiled, and I didn’t cook them at all. No wonder they were #terrible #spititout

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