Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

It’s Not My Fault!

14 Oct

George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.



Yet I Still Buy Them

2 Mar

“All my life, I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of chips.”


Warning: Bad Mental Image Now Stuck in Brain

5 Feb

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.



22 Jan

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

~ WC Fields

Especially with My Friends

24 Jul

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

**Franklin Jones



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