George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.
**Anonymous
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Yet I Still Buy Them
2 Mar“All my life, I thought air was free. Then I bought a bag of chips.”
**Unknown
Warning: Bad Mental Image Now Stuck in Brain
5 FebA truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Nethack
Tragedy
22 JanReminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
~ WC Fields
Especially with My Friends
24 JulThe trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
**Franklin Jones
“She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city” ~ Roman Payne
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