Tag Archives: Humor

#Cooking Fun! (Or Tears)

14 Apr

Cooking is tragic work!!  Grating onions today, left me in tears.  ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

#Chinese Dream!

11 Apr

The Art students at my university are allowed to paint random building walls here on campus to show off their skills.  This one is dedicate to tee Chinese president – lots of support and nationalism here!

#TeachingLols ~ That’s a lot of Kids!

6 Apr
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So I’m working with my international students (Mongolia, Indonesia, and India) and asked what they did this summer.
One girl goes off because she expected to have a vacation, but got stuck working. She starts listing all of her chores, complaining, and the other students are just nodding along commiserating.
She finally gets to the part where she had to babysit her siblings and cousins. The kids are like “yep, yep” right up until she goes “So, I just want to say that I’ve learned from this summer. I mean, I am totally not going to have more than 5 kids. That’s just more than enough.” Said completely sincerely with no inflection or emphasis at all. ย You could see them start to nod again, stop, look at one another and turn in unison to stare at her. One girl goes “FIVE kids” with eyes real big. She goes “Yeah! I mean, I think stopping there is plenty.” They stare some more. I crack up secretly on the inside.
This in the country where 2 kids is only just now allowed universally and is still pretty rare in the cities.ย 

#Students – Always Pushing, Pushing

7 Mar
๐Ÿ‘ธMe: Only one rule – You MUST use nasdaq.com or marketwatch.com so you can become familiar with international finance tools. It’s important to know how the rest of the world works! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ’น๐ŸŒ
๐Ÿ‘งStudent: Can I use this random Chinese company I found on a different website. It’s really easy for me to find cause it’s all Chinese.
๐Ÿ‘ธMe: Is it on nasdaq or marketwatch?
๐Ÿ‘งStudent: . . . . No.
๐Ÿ‘ธMe: . . . . . . . . . .๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„
๐Ÿ‘งStudent: Never mind Teacher! I Know.
๐Ÿ‘ธMe: ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Students – They’re always pushing, pushing.

Chinese #IceCream – you can have mine :p

25 Feb

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The #Chinese concept of #icecream and my idea of a delicious treat are not the same ๐Ÿ˜‚ This was a Chinese popsicle my student likes – green tea with a red bean filling.  Somehow not quite the same as good old fashioned Chocolate ๐Ÿ˜œ

#greentea #RealChinese #Desert #foodie #Travel #lifeabroad #international #weirdfood 

#LawSchool ~ Ruining #Books since Forever

25 Feb

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How Law School Ruins Your Life #3billion – You suddenly realize that every great library in movies is actually filled with law books (you can tell from the bindings). And suddenly the library seems just a little bit less fun and more like school 0_0 SADNESS!!!

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#Cooking Abroad

23 Feb

#cooking in #China ๐Ÿ˜„ When you live in a #itsybitsy apartment with no counter space and definitely nooven, you have to do a little engineering for #baking #chocolatechipcookies ๐Ÿ˜‚  So instead we use an old #target game board and a table oven. My life is so much fun!
#foodie #Cookies #lifeisfun #travel #lifeabroad #international 

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#TeachingHumor ~ Haha! Had one Today!

22 Feb

Ms. Rose's Meme!:

International #Shopping fun – #Cat bed!

12 Feb

Haha! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I want this for myself.  This is Awesome – and only $27 on Taobao! (189๏ฟฅ).  I think the tail is the pillow! 

#travel #funnyproducts #Shopping #funny #lifeinChina  #lifeabroad  #international #theworldisamazing #Taobao 

The #Magic is Real in China!

6 Feb

โ€‹Big announcement folks – the #magic is real!  It all starts with a bathroom phone at the #Hilton in central #china 

Just dial 0 and a whole new world opens!  Not sure if it works for all phones or just this one. . . But ladies and gentlemen the truth is out. Magic is just one phone call away! #travel #abroad #humor #travelhumor

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