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Sharing the Power!

7 Nov
Proud moment in the #LifeofLiv!Β  Today I taught the Chinese staff at my school how to draw an ampersand (&) symbol.
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Me (in writing) πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ: It belong to SCM (supply chain) 1 & 2.
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Staff girl πŸ‘©: What is the ‘&’ mean?
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Me πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ: It’s a symbol – it means ‘and’
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Staff girl πŸ‘©: You can write that! I thought it was only on computers.
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Me πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ: Here, I’ll show you. 😁
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Staff girl shares the knowledge with other staff. They all start going crazy, writing it on the students sheets. By the end of the exam, they were all using it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†
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If I die tonight, I know my life had meaning!

Sure #Twitter – Seems legit

10 Aug

So. . . if I asked you who is trending in #sKorea on #Twitter What would you say? #BTS? 🎡 #KDrama? 🎞

Duh! How silly are you?!? Of Course it would be the #Dubai Police HQ! Like, I’m not even sure how you thought it would be someone else? πŸ€”

Congrats to them on the big event though!

12 Jun
OMG this week is confusing πŸ˜‚
There are about 28 sophomores re-taking economics this semester. The school has changed our schedule for this week 4 times now.
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There are also about 4 of them failing the class right now. I am setting up one-on-one meetings with them.
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Problem: They call meetings ‘classes’ — So my conversations go something like this:Β 
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Me: Hey darling, we have class at 8:30am now.
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Student: So I should come to your office then?
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Me: No, that is still the same. This is class with your friends.
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Student: Oh. . . .
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Me: Hey darlin, our class was changed to 7:00pm so we need to rearrange our meeting to another time.
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Student 2: So. . . . I don’t have class at 7:00.
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Me: No, you do have class at 7:00. But we don’t have our meeting.
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Student 2: Oh, I will come to your office at 7:00.
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Me: πŸ˜… No. . . that’s the class with your friends.
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Student 2: -_-Β  Β 
Me: . . . . . Guess what, Class is now moved to 3:30pm. . . . . So we need to move our meeting and the class.Β 
Student 3: (sobbing face).
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Me: This is so confusing. . . .
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#Facepalm #Ditz #Dingbats!

5 Mar

I am so Happy πŸ˜‚ ‘Dingbats’ is an official ‘symbol’ category on #Kingsoft #WPS . . . . So from now on, Whenever I think someone’s being an idiot, I could stick random secret ‘dingbat’ symbols in my messages. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Creepy #Cat!

7 Dec

​I can’t decide if this guy is #Awesome or McCreepy . . . . The head is HUGE and those eyes. . . . staring.  Waiting to pounce.  Waiting to KILL!  Imagine that massive stare at night, in the dark!

Random Fact – #NSA is #Illumanati (according to their website) πŸ˜œ

8 Aug

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± If you spell #illuminati backwards (itanimulli.com) – it takes you to the #NSA website. That’s both creepy and hilarious 😜

#Government #conspiracy #watchingyou #nationaltreasureisreal

#Food Culture

30 Jun

πŸ˜‚  Nice that #America gets the knife, fork, spoon 🍴 on our art at the Zhengzhou #airport (To be fair – so did #Italy and #France).  None of this #chopstick thing for us! No sir!

btw – chopsticks + glass rice noodles = IMPOSSIBLE! 🍜

#Travel WoesΒ 

24 Jun

It’s official – my name is too long for China 😭 They took my boarding pass away and had to get special approval for my name πŸ˜‚ Finally (after deliberation) they officially agreed to just write it on the pass. 😜

So #Old

20 Jun

My students have been taking graduate pictures. πŸ“· πŸŽ“ They keep talking about how ‘old they are’ now – they’re like 19-24. 😱 Horrible I know. . .  I’m 27! They’re aging me folks! If they’re ‘old’ – I’m one step out of the grave πŸ‘»

#Teacher Humor ~ Why my darlings, Why?!?

19 Jun

Student πŸ‘¦attends a sum total of 9/22 classes πŸ’»for the semester — not including the last class where we discussed the examπŸ“š. Sends me an urgent emailπŸ“§, “But Teacher, we have many questions before the test.” . . . . . .

Me πŸ‘© πŸ’’ (in my mind. . .) “I don’t think you need to worry about that”.πŸ™„
My actual answer πŸ‘© (😣)”. . . . . I distinctly remember πŸ€”telling you not ❌ to miss any more classesπŸ““ this semester — you missed 🏝three in a row. We discussed the test last class, but you skipped itπŸ’€πŸ˜΄.”
Student πŸ‘¦: “Oh yes teacher. I know!”

Me. . . . SMHπŸ™ƒπŸ˜‘

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