😂😱 If you spell #illuminati backwards (itanimulli.com) – it takes you to the #NSA website. That’s both creepy and hilarious 😜
#Government #conspiracy #watchingyou #nationaltreasureisreal
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#Food Culture
30 Jun
😂 Nice that #America gets the knife, fork, spoon 🍴 on our art at the Zhengzhou #airport (To be fair – so did #Italy and #France). None of this #chopstick thing for us! No sir!
btw – chopsticks + glass rice noodles = IMPOSSIBLE! 🍜
#Travel Woes
24 Jun
It’s official – my name is too long for China 😭 They took my boarding pass away and had to get special approval for my name 😂 Finally (after deliberation) they officially agreed to just write it on the pass. 😜
So #Old
20 JunMy students have been taking graduate pictures. 📷 🎓 They keep talking about how ‘old they are’ now – they’re like 19-24. 😱 Horrible I know. . . I’m 27! They’re aging me folks! If they’re ‘old’ – I’m one step out of the grave 👻
A #Chinese #Dollhouse 😂
14 FebI’ve been sick today so I was playing on Taobao and found these adorable/hilarious dollhouse items. If You’ve ever lived in China you’d know how accurate these images are 😂 Down to the cheap Chinese prngle alternatives (they look exactly like that!), cooke tins, and Green tea Oreo knockoffs 😄. I’ve been Coke Zero free for more than a month, but those bottles are so funny. And the fanta soda. 😂
#Dollhouse #Travel #InternationalShopping #Funfinds #Hilarious.#ThatssoChina #LifeinChina
Liquor for a dollhouse! 😂
The #Magic is Real in China!
6 FebBig announcement folks – the #magic is real! It all starts with a bathroom phone at the #Hilton in central #china
Just dial 0 and a whole new world opens! Not sure if it works for all phones or just this one. . . But ladies and gentlemen the truth is out. Magic is just one phone call away! #travel #abroad #humor #travelhumor
Do You Eat Mouth?
31 DecStudent: Teacher do you eat mouth?
Me: 😶 no, can’t say that I do! What kind of mouth? — Pig, cow, goat? (thinking to myself, you eat pigs feet and chicken head, maybe you eat the mouth too? . . )
Student: No, teacher “mouth”
Me: -_- I feel like we’re not communicating here. . . Can you spell it?
Student: M o u s e 🐭
Me: 😱😨 Nope, thought mouth sounded bad, but that might just be worse.
Chinglish Funny -Sounds Delicious
18 Dec“Expired Raw Meat” = “a large number of expired metamorphic meat raw material behavior” -> I love Chinglish 😛
#ESL Humor (Tudou – the Potato Company)
3 Dec
Hahaha!
One of my students was writing about the Youku / Tudou (2 Chinese media companies like Youtube) merger for our Negotiations class.
However, they put what they wrote into Bing!Translator to move it from Chinese to English. And Tudou translates as “Potato Net.” So every time they meant to say Tudou, it says “Potatoes.”
“Youku and the potatoes had a 100% merger . . . . potatoes have been issued”. . . . and the potatoes are buying up stock.
I’m just saying – these are some advanced potatoes and I want in on the action. Do smart, shareholder potatoes taste better when you eat then?
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