Tag Archives: funny
12 Jun
OMG this week is confusing πŸ˜‚
There are about 28 sophomores re-taking economics this semester. The school has changed our schedule for this week 4 times now.
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There are also about 4 of them failing the class right now. I am setting up one-on-one meetings with them.
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Problem: They call meetings ‘classes’ — So my conversations go something like this:Β 
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Me: Hey darling, we have class at 8:30am now.
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Student: So I should come to your office then?
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Me: No, that is still the same. This is class with your friends.
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Student: Oh. . . .
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Me: Hey darlin, our class was changed to 7:00pm so we need to rearrange our meeting to another time.
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Student 2: So. . . . I don’t have class at 7:00.
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Me: No, you do have class at 7:00. But we don’t have our meeting.
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Student 2: Oh, I will come to your office at 7:00.
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Me: πŸ˜… No. . . that’s the class with your friends.
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Student 2: -_-Β  Β 
Me: . . . . . Guess what, Class is now moved to 3:30pm. . . . . So we need to move our meeting and the class.Β 
Student 3: (sobbing face).
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Me: This is so confusing. . . .
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#Facepalm #Ditz #Dingbats!

5 Mar

I am so Happy πŸ˜‚ ‘Dingbats’ is an official ‘symbol’ category on #Kingsoft #WPS . . . . So from now on, Whenever I think someone’s being an idiot, I could stick random secret ‘dingbat’ symbols in my messages. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Creepy #Cat!

7 Dec

​I can’t decide if this guy is #Awesome or McCreepy . . . . The head is HUGE and those eyes. . . . staring.  Waiting to pounce.  Waiting to KILL!  Imagine that massive stare at night, in the dark!

Random Fact – #NSA is #Illumanati (according to their website) πŸ˜œ

8 Aug

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± If you spell #illuminati backwards (itanimulli.com) – it takes you to the #NSA website. That’s both creepy and hilarious 😜

#Government #conspiracy #watchingyou #nationaltreasureisreal

#Food Culture

30 Jun

πŸ˜‚  Nice that #America gets the knife, fork, spoon 🍴 on our art at the Zhengzhou #airport (To be fair – so did #Italy and #France).  None of this #chopstick thing for us! No sir!

btw – chopsticks + glass rice noodles = IMPOSSIBLE! 🍜

#Travel WoesΒ 

24 Jun

It’s official – my name is too long for China 😭 They took my boarding pass away and had to get special approval for my name πŸ˜‚ Finally (after deliberation) they officially agreed to just write it on the pass. 😜

So #Old

20 Jun

My students have been taking graduate pictures. πŸ“· πŸŽ“ They keep talking about how ‘old they are’ now – they’re like 19-24. 😱 Horrible I know. . .  I’m 27! They’re aging me folks! If they’re ‘old’ – I’m one step out of the grave πŸ‘»

#Teacher Humor ~ Why my darlings, Why?!?

19 Jun

Student πŸ‘¦attends a sum total of 9/22 classes πŸ’»for the semester — not including the last class where we discussed the examπŸ“š. Sends me an urgent emailπŸ“§, “But Teacher, we have many questions before the test.” . . . . . .

Me πŸ‘© πŸ’’ (in my mind. . .) “I don’t think you need to worry about that”.πŸ™„
My actual answer πŸ‘© (😣)”. . . . . I distinctly remember πŸ€”telling you not ❌ to miss any more classesπŸ““ this semester — you missed 🏝three in a row. We discussed the test last class, but you skipped itπŸ’€πŸ˜΄.”
Student πŸ‘¦: “Oh yes teacher. I know!”

Me. . . . SMHπŸ™ƒπŸ˜‘

A #Chinese #Dollhouse πŸ˜‚

14 Feb

​I’ve been sick today so I was playing on Taobao and found these adorable/hilarious dollhouse items. If You’ve ever lived in China you’d know how accurate these images are πŸ˜‚ Down to the cheap Chinese prngle alternatives (they look exactly like that!), cooke tins, and Green tea Oreo knockoffs πŸ˜„. I’ve been Coke Zero free for more than a month, but those bottles are so funny.  And the fanta soda.  πŸ˜‚

#Dollhouse #Travel #InternationalShopping #Funfinds #Hilarious.#ThatssoChina #LifeinChina

Liquor for a dollhouse! πŸ˜‚

The #Magic is Real in China!

6 Feb

​Big announcement folks – the #magic is real!  It all starts with a bathroom phone at the #Hilton in central #china 

Just dial 0 and a whole new world opens!  Not sure if it works for all phones or just this one. . . But ladies and gentlemen the truth is out. Magic is just one phone call away! #travel #abroad #humor #travelhumor

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