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I feel so attacked!

19 Feb
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Sharing the Power!

7 Nov
Proud moment in the #LifeofLiv!  Today I taught the Chinese staff at my school how to draw an ampersand (&) symbol.
 
Me (in writing) 👱‍♀️: It belong to SCM (supply chain) 1 & 2.
 
Staff girl 👩: What is the ‘&’ mean?
 
Me 👱‍♀️: It’s a symbol – it means ‘and’
 
Staff girl 👩: You can write that! I thought it was only on computers.
 
Me 👱‍♀️: Here, I’ll show you. 😁
 
Staff girl shares the knowledge with other staff. They all start going crazy, writing it on the students sheets. By the end of the exam, they were all using it. 😂😆
 
If I die tonight, I know my life had meaning!

Sure #Twitter – Seems legit

10 Aug

So. . . if I asked you who is trending in #sKorea on #Twitter What would you say? #BTS? 🎵 #KDrama? 🎞

Duh! How silly are you?!? Of Course it would be the #Dubai Police HQ! Like, I’m not even sure how you thought it would be someone else? 🤔

Congrats to them on the big event though!

12 Jun
OMG this week is confusing 😂
There are about 28 sophomores re-taking economics this semester. The school has changed our schedule for this week 4 times now.
 
There are also about 4 of them failing the class right now. I am setting up one-on-one meetings with them.
 
Problem: They call meetings ‘classes’ — So my conversations go something like this: 
 
Me: Hey darling, we have class at 8:30am now.
 
Student: So I should come to your office then?
 
Me: No, that is still the same. This is class with your friends.
 
Student: Oh. . . .
 
Me: Hey darlin, our class was changed to 7:00pm so we need to rearrange our meeting to another time.
 
Student 2: So. . . . I don’t have class at 7:00.
 
Me: No, you do have class at 7:00. But we don’t have our meeting.
 
Student 2: Oh, I will come to your office at 7:00.
 
Me: 😅 No. . . that’s the class with your friends.
 
Student 2: -_-   
Me: . . . . . Guess what, Class is now moved to 3:30pm. . . . . So we need to move our meeting and the class. 
Student 3: (sobbing face).
 
Me: This is so confusing. . . .
 
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#Facepalm #Ditz #Dingbats!

5 Mar

I am so Happy 😂 ‘Dingbats’ is an official ‘symbol’ category on #Kingsoft #WPS . . . . So from now on, Whenever I think someone’s being an idiot, I could stick random secret ‘dingbat’ symbols in my messages. 😂😄😆

Creepy #Cat!

7 Dec

​I can’t decide if this guy is #Awesome or McCreepy . . . . The head is HUGE and those eyes. . . . staring.  Waiting to pounce.  Waiting to KILL!  Imagine that massive stare at night, in the dark!

Random Fact – #NSA is #Illumanati (according to their website) 😜

8 Aug

😂😱 If you spell #illuminati backwards (itanimulli.com) – it takes you to the #NSA website. That’s both creepy and hilarious 😜

#Government #conspiracy #watchingyou #nationaltreasureisreal

#Food Culture

30 Jun

😂  Nice that #America gets the knife, fork, spoon 🍴 on our art at the Zhengzhou #airport (To be fair – so did #Italy and #France).  None of this #chopstick thing for us! No sir!

btw – chopsticks + glass rice noodles = IMPOSSIBLE! 🍜

#Travel Woes 

24 Jun

It’s official – my name is too long for China 😭 They took my boarding pass away and had to get special approval for my name 😂 Finally (after deliberation) they officially agreed to just write it on the pass. 😜

So #Old

20 Jun

My students have been taking graduate pictures. 📷 🎓 They keep talking about how ‘old they are’ now – they’re like 19-24. 😱 Horrible I know. . .  I’m 27! They’re aging me folks! If they’re ‘old’ – I’m one step out of the grave 👻

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