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A #Chinese #Dollhouse πŸ˜‚

14 Feb

​I’ve been sick today so I was playing on Taobao and found these adorable/hilarious dollhouse items. If You’ve ever lived in China you’d know how accurate these images are πŸ˜‚ Down to the cheap Chinese prngle alternatives (they look exactly like that!), cooke tins, and Green tea Oreo knockoffs πŸ˜„. I’ve been Coke Zero free for more than a month, but those bottles are so funny.  And the fanta soda.  πŸ˜‚

#Dollhouse #Travel #InternationalShopping #Funfinds #Hilarious.#ThatssoChina #LifeinChina

Liquor for a dollhouse! πŸ˜‚

From the Darkest Depths Come the Most Exotic Flowers

13 Feb

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β€œGreat people will always be mocked by those who feel smaller than them. A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey.Β A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker. Whenever you should doubt your self-worth, remember the lotus flower. Even though it plunges to life from beneath the mud,
it does not allow the dirt that surrounds it to affect its growth or beauty.”

**Suzy Kassem

International #Shopping fun – #Cat bed!

12 Feb

Haha! πŸ˜‚ I want this for myself.  This is Awesome – and only $27 on Taobao! (189οΏ₯).  I think the tail is the pillow! 

#travel #funnyproducts #Shopping #funny #lifeinChina  #lifeabroad  #international #theworldisamazing #Taobao 

Happy Chinese Lantern Festival!

11 Feb

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Happy Lantern Festival!  Tonight is the night (15 days after #ChineseNewYear ) when the Chinese light paper lanterns and send them up to the sky.  

My picture wasn’t very good 😭 I’ll post a better one later. But the #moon sure was pretty! Here in Zhengzhou, we have the highest smog records for the country, so the moon is a rare night.  Today was perfect for the festival! Clear skies, brisk air, and a good wind. πŸ˜„ 

Wishing you all the best and a great upcoming year! πŸ€

#China #travel #festival, #traditions #lifeabroad #international

The New Hotel Security System

9 Feb

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Haha!😜 Visited a 5⭐ hotel this weekend and found that the bathroom was entirely see-through.   Embarassing, no?!?  Asked my students why and got this lovely response ‘Many hotels in China do this. It’s very common.  Because sometimes the men, they come with a strange woman. Or two. Or different ones. And when they go to the bathroom, all their money is taken.  So this way they can see and be safe.’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜‚ That’s hilarious.  A five star hotel arranges its bathroom around keeping rich men safe from their ‘women’.  Sad.  Very, very sad.   #lifeinchina #china #travel #humor #abroad, #whataworld

The #Magic is Real in China!

6 Feb

​Big announcement folks – the #magic is real!  It all starts with a bathroom phone at the #Hilton in central #china 

Just dial 0 and a whole new world opens!  Not sure if it works for all phones or just this one. . . But ladies and gentlemen the truth is out. Magic is just one phone call away! #travel #abroad #humor #travelhumor

Gmat Rage!

2 Feb

Lol! I will find you.  I will destroy you. Wish me luck! Test is on the 7th! #gmatrage #alsomewhenIseeasnake 

Xin Nian Kuai Le! ζ–°εΉ΄εΏ«δΉ!

28 Jan

Happy Spring Festival to any Chinese viewers! Today is the first day of the Year of the Rooster. Wishing you money in your purses, love in your hearts, family in your homes, luck in your future, and wisdom in your mindsΒ 

Xin Nian Kuai Le!

27 Jan

#Math – I Shall Rule You!

23 Jan

​​Math and I are becoming Good friends for the GMAT πŸ˜“πŸ˜­πŸ’ͺ It’s a lengthy process πŸ˜œπŸ˜„