Our students are studying Business Law, and we had them stand in for a mock trial this week. The boy is the Bailiff and the girl in the black robe is the judge 🙂
TESOL Lols: Committee
20 Mar
I recently asked my ESL student to give me the dictionary’s English definition of “Committee” (I teach Business Law to Juniors). The response I got was “a special group delegated to consider some matter and that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
I’m pretty sure my student has no idea what the last part means, but apparently committee inefficiency is not just a joke anymore, it’s official!
Citation Humor
9 MarMore things that make me smile: When students cite “According to Oxford Advanced Learner’s English-Chinese Dictionary (7th Edition) and my cellphone“. The cellphone part makes it legit. 🙂
Whew!
5 Mar
4 classes done, 2 more to go! Feeling a little crazy, but the students are awesome! Hoping for a good year!
CAQ: Is China Safe?!? – The Health Issue: Pollution
27 FebContinuing the Commonly Asked Questions series based on questions people give me about China. While it may not answer everything, I hope that it will clear up some big misconceptions people have about this beautiful country. You can find the first part “Is China Safe: the Size/Language Issue Here.
CAQ #2: Is China Safe?!? ~ the Health Issue: Pollution

Yes, this is really what my city looks like some days
Concern: China is a scary place with backdoor doctors, unsanitary practices, horrifying pollution, and dangerous hazards lying around everywhere.
I’ll start by addressing Pollution in this post~ the biggest concern for most people. Is there pollution in China? ~ Yes, of course there is. There is also a lot of pollution in the US, Korea, Japan, England, India, etc. Is smog a problem? ~ Yes, smog can be a bad problem, especially on certain days. The worst of the smog arrives when we haven’t had rain in a while (Henan had a drought this year, so that didn’t help), when they burn off the fields in the fall, and when the machines are running extra long at the local factories. There are certain days when skyscrapers right in front of you completely disappear and you can taste the acid in the air. I’d say that’s been about 7-8 days in my first semester here in China (Aug-Feb). It can be really, really bad.
Of course, I live in Zhengzhou which is one of the worst cities in China, so I can’t measure the rest of China by that. You can see a rating every day for most Chinese cities’ pollution level here, and Zhengzhou is always pretty bad. But if Zhengzhou is the worst they have to offer, I don’t think the problem is as prevalent as people believe.
First, I’d like to say (and I’ll probably repeat this in later posts), a large part of your ability to withstand the smog depends on your own body. Personally, I generally suffer from serious skin sensitivity and asthma; one bad day in the US will knock me out. But in China, I’m actually the healthiest I’ve been in a while. My skin clears up, my asthma goes away, I suffer fewer headaches, I’m breathing much better. Others are the opposite; they’re fine in the States and then get landblasted with respiratory illnesses here. I think a lot of it is dependent on how your body likes certain environments. Mine seems to like China.
Furthermore, as far as actual pollution goes, it isn’t like every single day I am terrified of walking out the door. Only about 2-3 days this semester have I been unwilling to leave without a mask.There is also the fact that Zhengzhou has coal mines not to far away ~ and that always adds to the issue, just look at the coal towns in West Virginia. We have to dust about twice a week to clean the black off everything, especially outside windows. That gives me a few concerns about Black Lung or something similar, but it’s my own fault for choosing to live so close to the coal mines.
Seeing the sun in a bright blue sky is a pretty rare sight around here, but we do get it, especially after a rain. And I can see the stars many nights, so long as the fireworks haven’t smoked the place up. I breath fine for the most part, although I know some people who struggle. They do have masks everywhere; you can always pick one up to help you out. I personally never really use them unless it’s during the crop burning week.

One nice part about China is that the people here are incredibly health conscious and actively work to clean the mess up.Even big factory owners know that their children have to breathe in ‘the air they create; it provides a lot of incentive to clean the mess up. ‘They are truly worried about the situation, and there are constant
discussions on how to eliminate or guard yourself against the threat posed by air pollution. They have extremely advanced masks, they make sure that everyone knows what days to avoid going outside and what days it’s okay. They are constantly planting trees, bushes, shrubs, and adding water in an effort to combat the problem and reoxygenate the air. Zhengzhou even bought a “Smog Machine!” It goes around the streets spraying water in an effort to cleanse the air. 🙂
If you move further out of the big cities, the problem isn’t half as bad anyway.
So maybe some cities in China are worse than most of the United States, but they are working with millions more factories, mines, people and other pollution causing issues. As my student’s say, just look at the advancements they have already made in eliminating causation factors. Give them a few more years, and they will probably have advanced in leaps and bounds. They like their clean air, and generally the Chinese are a stubborn/innovative set. If they want clean air, they’ll find a way to get it. It just takes time and patience, and a willingness to wear a mask every so often till the problem is fixed.

English Names for Girls ~ 英文名女孩 (Yīngwén míng nǚhái)
25 FebHere is a good resource for ESL students looking for their English name.
English Names for Girls
英文名女孩 (Yīngwén míng nǚhái)
Name (English Pronunciation)- Meaning (Origin) – Chinese Translation (Pinyin)
**Capital vowels (AEIOU) are long vowels like “lAke” or “bIke” or “flUte”
### Pronunciation is by English standards, not Pinyin!
+++These names are not all common, but are recognizable to Westerners
- Sophia(sOh fEE ah) – Wisdom (Greek) – 智 (zhì)
- Emma (ehm mah) – Complete or Whole (German) – 普(pǔ)
- Mia (mEE ah) – Long desired or wished-for (Latin)– 遂愿 (suì yuàn)
- Lily(Li lEE) – Type of Flower that represents purity (Greek)- 百合 (bǎi hé); 淳 (chún)
- Phoebe (fEE bEE) – Bright, Clear, Radient (Greek) -亮(liàng); 爽 (shuǎng)
- Sabrina (sah brEEn ah) – Goddess of the River – 河的女神 (Hé de nǚshén)
- Emily (ehm i lEE) – Eager; Excelling (Latin)– 殷切(yīn qiè); 要强(yào qiáng)
- Kiley(kai lEE) – Graceful, Beautiful (Irish) – 雍容 (yōng róng); 轻盈 (qīng yíng)
- Laura (laur ah) – Short for the Laurel Tree which represents Victory and Immortality (Latin) – 桂冠(guì guān); 胜 (shèng);不朽 (bù xiǔ)
- Ella (ehl lah) – Light (German) – 轻快(qīng kuài)
- Grace (grAs) – Beauty, joy, elegant, classy (Latin) – 风韵(fēng yùn)
- Helen (hehl ehn) – Light, Sun (Greek) – 昀(yún)
- Anna(an nah) – Gracious (Hebrew) – 亲切 (qīn qiè)
- Julia (jU lEE ah) – Youthful (Latin) – 年青 (nián qīng)
- Jasmine (ja smehn) – Type of Flower that represents modesty (Persian) – 谦逊(qiān xùn); 茉莉花 (mò li huā)
- Clara (klah rah) – Clear, Bright (Greek) – 亮(liàng); 爽 (shuǎng)
- Charity (chA ri tEE) – giving help to the needy (English) – 仁爱(rén ài); 周济 (zhōu jì)
- Daisy (day zEE) – Gentleness, Innocence, Loyal Love (English)– 沉静(chén jìng); 童心 (tóng xīn); 忠诚 (zhōng chéng)
- Selene (sehl EEn) – Moon (Greek) -望(wàng)
- Heather (heh ther) – Type of flower that represents Perseverance in the middle of difficulty (English) – 毅力(yì lì); 滴水穿石 (dī shuǐ chuān shí)
- Iris (I rehs) – Faith, Wisdom (Greek) -信赖(xìn lài); 智 (zhì)
- Ivy (I vEE) – Fertility – 生殖力(shēng zhí lì)
- Rose(rOz) – Love, Grace, Desire (Germanic) – 玫 (méi); 爱 (ài); 恋 (liàn)
- Alyssa(ah lehs sah) – Worth beyond Beauty (Greek) – 无价 (wú jià)
- Violet (vI O let) – Modesty, Simplicity (French) – 简易(jiǎn yì); 谦逊 (qiān xùn)
- Carol (kAr Ol) – Song of praise or joy (French) – 颂歌(sòng gē)
- Eden (E dehn) – Paradise, Place of Pleasure (Hebrew) – 天堂(tiān táng)
- Holly (hahl lEE) – To BringGoodwill (English) – 善意 (shàn yì)
- Ariana(Ar EE ahn ah) – Holy (Latin) – 圣 (shèng)
- Faith (fAth) – To Trust (English) – 信赖(xìn lài)
- Dawn(dahwn) – Sunrise (English) – 晨 (chén)
- Vanessa (van ehss ah) – Butterfly (Greek) – 蝶(dié)
- Harmony(hahr mOn EE) – When music notes are played at the same time to form a beautiful sound; in agreement (Greek) – 和 (hé); 均衡 (jūn héng)
- Joy (jO EE) – Happiness (French) – 乐趣(lè qù)
- Mercy(mehr sEE) – To show compassion or forgiveness (Latin) – 留情 (liú qíng)
- Hope (hOp) – Faith or belief that something will happen (English) – 期望(qī wàng)
- Katrina( kat rEE nah) – Pure, Clear (Swedish) – 白 (bái)
- Ariel (Ar EE ahl) – Lion of God [basically it means warrior who represents heaven when fighting evil] (Hebrew) – 上帝的狮子 (Shàngdì de shīzi) [maybe a bad translation]
- Brenda (brehn dah) – Flaming sword (Norse) – 火焰的剑 (Huǒyàn de jiàn) [maybe a bad translation]
- Veronica(vehr on E kah) – Honest image; True Image (Latin) – 廉洁相(Liánjié xiàng)
- Abby(ab bEE) – Short for Abigail, means Father’s joy (Hebrew) – 父亲的喜悦 (Fùqīn de xǐyuè)
- Caitlyn orKaitlyn (kAt lehn) – Pure (French) – 白 (bái)
- Cassandra (kass ahn drah) – Prophetess from Greek Stories (Greek) – 预言家(yù yán jiā)
- Bianca(bEE ahn kah) – White, Shining (French) – 崭亮 (zhǎn liàng); 白 (bái)
- Alicia (ah lEE shah) – Nobility (Latin) – 贵族(guì zú)
- Miranda(mEEr an dah) – Worthy of Admiration, Wonderful (Latin) – 令人钦佩 (Lìng rén qīnpèi); 美妙 (měi miào)
- Diana (dai an ah) – Heavenly, Divine, Goddess of the Forest (Latin) – 仙(xiān); 森林女神 (Sēnlín nǚshén)
- Irene (ai rEEn) – Peace (Greek) – 安乐(ān lè)
- Scarlett(scahr leht) – Red, a color that symbolizes Passion (English) – 激情 (jī qíng)
- Stacy(stei cEE) – Fruitful (Greek) – 产量多 (chǎn liàng duō)
6 Scams ESL Teachers Play on Employers
4 Feb
I’ve read a lot of articles recently warning ESL teachers about picking the right schools. In fact for 10-15 years there have been all sorts of posts on the American web telling potential teachers about scams and wannabe thieves that are trolling the ESL sites waiting for potential prey. And it is definitely true that foreigners are at risk when they go to teach abroad. Missing pay, illegal work ethics, refused vacation time, sucky housing, NO housing, horrible students, or -the worst- evil watching parents waiting for you to fail.
Life can be tough as a foreign teacher, but I thought maybe it was time to mention the other side. After sitting in several schools and making many online ESL Teaching friends, listening to the teachers talk and gossip, I thought someone should post a warning for the schools instead. To those ESL teachers that are going to get all huffy, cool it! You have your chance to air your grievances on other posts, and I’m certainly not saying that you don’t have grievances to share. Heck, I’ve got grievances to share! Late pay/NO pay, skimpy travel reimbursements, the list goes on. But schools deserve to get the warnings too, it’s not all sun and roses on their side in many cases either.
Without further adieu, here are 6 scams that ESL teachers often play on their employers.
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1. Abusing Benefits
Many people talk about how schools/agencies in some foreign countries will tend to short-change you your well-earned, usually required benefits. But they aren’t the only ones abusing this confusing system, ESL Teachers sometimes do so as well. I’ve heard of at least two teachers who abused the “medical payout” benefit offered at nearby schools, and I know there are more. Since the medical/reimbursement/receipt systems are a little more rustic in many foreign countries, it is very easy to either bribe or re-arrange everything to come out on top.
Some raise very unnecessary doctor’s costs and charge it to the school as an emergency medical fee. They pay a doctor to write the prescription or explanation in English. When the school secretary girl doesn’t know what it says, they tell her it’s for something serious (one is simply getting a weekly massage and calling it “therapy”- he freely admits he doesn’t need it, but it’s convenient. Costs the school 80rmb a week).
Others overcharge the school. The way it works is that you bring your receipt to the school to ask for money. The teacher’ll either pay the doctor’s office/hospital person to charge a higher fee or erase/white it out and write a higher one anyway. They then pocket the difference.
2. Double Charging the School
This one is really, really cheeky. Some schools in foreign countries prefer to pay their teachers in cash. Sometimes this is because it isn’t all on the up-and-up. They either hire a teacher from a different school for 1-2 hours of work a week or they just don’t want to pay the taxes. Other times, they are in a more rural place and that is just how things work. Unfortunately, a lot of them don’t take the time to get a receipt. You just get handed an envelope of money.
This has caused several schools a big problem when teacher’s pull the “Double-Trouble” scam. The teacher will charge them and get the envelope of money. They then go to the police and claim that they weren’t paid anything. The school usually doesn’t have a witness beyond the person who handed over the cash, and there isn’t a receipt. So the school is sometimes forced to pay the teacher twice. This may also result in them losing their license to hire foreign teachers or put them under investigation. Such an investigation can destroy the school’s reputation and ruin them. One nearby school was forced to shut down after they ran into this scam, and other’s are starting to demand a signed receipt in the transaction.
3. Selling Tests/Grades/Quizzes
This is a kind of obvious scam, but it happens constantly. Teachers complain all the time about how their students in foreign countries cheat on the exams. It is actually a really, really big problem, even here at my institution (I had to report 3 last semester alone from my class). But they don’t often want to admit that teachers themselves are often a HUGE part of the problem. Continue reading
CAQ: Is China Safe?!? – The Size Issue
16 JanWell, small break in the vacation plans – mom fell yesterday and crashed her hip so I spent 13+ hours in the Korean hospital. Today she is zonked out on pain meds, so I have some time to do a little typing 🙂
I haven’t really had time to answer questions yet, but I wanted to start addressing some of the Commonly Asked Questions people give me about China. While it may not answer everything, I hope that it will clear up some big misconceptions people have about this beautiful country.
CAQ #1: Is China Safe?!?
When I began telling family and friends about my new adventure plans to teach in China,I found fear and worry was a bit more prevalent than excitement, and I had to do some serious selling of the idea before they would start to get behind me. The most common question I was asked was “well, do you think it’s safe?” After thinking about it, I’ve decided that this question stemmed from concerns of about three things (size/language, health, and security); I’ll address each in turn over the next few posts, but I want to start with the size/language concerns.
Concern: China is massively large and the language is foreign.
Just looking at a map will tell you that China is one of the worlds largest nations (technically #3, right after Russia and Canada). Then there is the fact that it is actually the #1 largest nation in terms of populations (1.3 billion in 2015, making up 19% of the worlds’ people!). Just, woah! There are 45 cities in China with more than 1,000,000 people, and the vast majority of them are closer to 3-4 million. Compare that to the US, where only 9 cities have more than 1,000,000 and only 4 of those are more than 1.5. It’s just kind of mind-boggling to think about how HUGE China really is. And I think this is one part of China that people actually kind of get – we’ve seen the movies about Shanghai and Beijing, watched the tiny little streets and billions of flashing lights in strange characters leading us into back alleys to be lost in the maze forever. China’s size is daunting, and I won’t say that this doesn’t scare me at times.
Unlike Korea and Japan, where subway signs, maps, and bus routes are more or less in English, most of the transportation aids in China are in Pinyin. In fact, there isn’t even a map at all of my home city of Xinzheng, and it has about 600,000 people. While this seems extremely big to a Missouri girl from a town of 12,000; to the locals, this is practically a backwoods country farming village. Even the nearby city of Zhengzhou, boasting 5,000,000 as early as 2010, is considered a small city. And that’s TWICE the size of Chicago! And still no good map! Continue reading
Life In #China: Astrill VPN
5 JanAstrill VPN
Life abroad has many, many benefits for foreigners to reap – great food, cheaper cost of living, easy travel. It also comes with slow internet speed in many places (just too many people online at once), and lots of online threats (the sheer technological ability of the people even in my student body is mind-boggling.) This is why I always work with a VPN (virtual private network), in fact I use one in the US too.
I like the security a VPN offers from those with bad intentions towards my laptop.
A VPN can satisfy the need for speed and security for me- the internet system here at my university is A. slow as heck (yes my VPN makes my laptop faster here for some reason) and B. filled with hackers and viruses waiting for me to seek them out. A VPN can help keep you fast and safe. Sometimes. Depending on which VPN you choose.
I just hate the feeling that I’m that at risk to viruses, and I’d been using a VPN in the States to help combat malware and data theft. I didn’t want to travel abroad and leave myself at risk to scams or bad people sneaking into my computer. I’ve heard good things about VyperVPN which runs at about $80/year for 1 device or $100/year for 2 device. Another one recommended to be was ExpressVPN which runs at about $100/year for 1 device and 1 phone/ipad. However, after some consideration, I decided to run with Astrill, recommended to me for its price and easy usability.
After more than 5 months as an Astrill user, I thought I would offer you a report on how it’s going.
Price: $70/year + $60/year for use on 5 devices (covers my whole family, phones, laptops, iPad, and more).
Review: The price was one of the lower ends of the group, especially if you want a family plan. Honestly, I’m still paying a surprising amount, but it isn’t too terrible. I get StealthVPN (a safer option) free if I tweet an ad for Astrill every month, which is nice. One problem I ran into is that I attempted to pay Astrill in August, only to find out in October that despite having a confirmation number, the bill was unpaid. I tried a second time only to find out the same again. Their payment system kid of sucks. Conversely, they didn’t shut off my program for any of the mess though, so that was a plus.
Installation: Easy (sort of)
Review: Installation is pretty easy. You set up an account with username and password and then download the program. It’s all fairly straightforward. There was a problem with my first installation because it screwed up the Proxy Settings on my computer so that NOTHING worked. I took it to the resident tech expert and he fixed it in about a second. Something about DNS servers not responding. Not ashamed to admit I don’t know what went wrong, just that it was easily fixed.
Use: Easy
The program is extremely easy to use as long as it is working. It automatically signs you in, you pick your server from a drop down list, and it connects you right up. If you want to see what server is the fastest, go to Help-> Test Speed and just test all the servers. I recommend using a server from the USA if you want to access all US websites. Remember that if you want to use websites not available in the US like Youku or Tudou you need to use a Chinese server.
Access: Scattered and Bumpy
The technology is easy to use but works sporadically and is highly unreliable. Unfortunately, they failed to tell me until after I paid that Astrill rarely works on Apple Products right now. Something about IOS 7 and IOS 8 not being compatible. Astrill keeps dropping off on my iPad and often fails to work at all. On my laptop, it is often extremely slow, even if I use multiple different servers or if the speed test says it is fast. I have had repeated days when it simply didn’t work at all. I also got a pretty snotty email about a week ago on CHRISTMAS EVE!?! telling me that they “detected suspicious movement” and were freezing my account. Given that this was my only way to contact my family in America (one of the reasons I had Astrill), I was not impressed. Upon responding to them, I was told that I was changing servers too many times. 0_0 well duh! I purchased a product that now rarely works and only then if I test out several different servers. I wasn’t amused. That said, when it works it does pretty good. I don’t really have any trouble accessing Facebook or Youtube videos when it is working. It helps if you have a fast internet connection cause Astrill can slow you down. My mom’s internet connection is pretty week and Astrill OFTEN stops working at all for her regardless of the server chosen. Continue reading
Happy Winter Solstice!
22 Dec![]()
In China, the shortest day of the year is a pretty big holiday full of yummy food, friends hanging out together, and lots of memories.
It is especially important this year to my seniors. College in China is arranged a little bit differently than in America, or at least the program here at SIAS is. The seniors won’t really be returning next semester; they will spend their final time at college working on a major thesis and getting practical experience in the big wide world. While many of them have decided to stay in the area, life is changing for them right now. No more classes all together, no more busy dorms and exciting group activities await them. Mostly its a time for timid dreams and future worries; a time when they are reminded of just how precious this 3.5 year period, and these wonderful friends, have actually been.
For the past seven semesters, each set of students have lived together (dorms are divided by major and year), studied together (as freshman, they are divided by major and exam-score, so that each group of students has every class with the same students for the rest of the school career), played together (KTV, KTV, KTV!!!), and grown together. They encourage and prod and love each other to death for this brief, but much beloved time. Then, as it does for all college students, it ends as quickly as it began. Suddenly, they find themselves drifting in different directions, with this one headed to Shanghai, that one to Australia, and these two King’s College in England. They are realizing just how scary that future is and trying to cling to as much of their time together as they can.
Thus, Winter Solstice, the last holiday before the semester ends in China, is an especially important one for my students this year. According to tradition, people must get together and eat dumplings on the Winter Solstice; otherwise their ears will freeze in the coming winter and they will both fall off. Supposedly, eating ear-shaped dumplings will help you keep your ears warm in the future. It’s a time for friends, fun, and storing up great memories for the present. A time to love and remember that you are loved.
So, in honor of my much beloved, parting students; they would like me to wish you the same spirit of the season. We would like to wish you all a very happy Winter Solstice. May today’s dumplings be your best dumplings! May all of your friends be present! and May all of your Memories be Cherished.
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