When you are a college professor, you are perpetually covered in chalk 😂 Everything is chalky! Backpack, usb, shirt, hands, water bottle. My lungs are coated in the stuff. Chalk haunts my nightmares 😂
Tag Archives: Teacher Humor
#Tuvalu and the #Round Ocean Economy
19 Apr#Student – They (#tuvalu) are a good economy becuase the land is small and the ocean is round.
#Me — It’s the ’round’ #ocean that is the make-or-break factor here. . . Those hexagonal oceans are just worthless. Might as well not exist. 🏝️😝
#Teacher #teach #humor #funny
#Teacher Life 😂
9 Apr75% of a #teachers job is bribing other teachers to do something 😂 Come to #education – You’ll work to death, but have an abundance of cookie bribes!
Final’s Week Conversations
28 DecStudent 1– “How many chances do I have to do the Final Exam.”
Me — “One” ?!?
Student 1– “But I want to go to graduate school!”
Me — “Then you sure as heck better be able to do this test in one try or graduate school is probably a no-go!”
Student 1– “0_0 oh, I know.”
Me — “Then why oh why did you ask?!?!?!”
Student 2– “Teacher, some people in my class have very bad grades. Can we fix it.”
Me — A) this is finals week for the semester, so no. B) your grades are bad because you cheated on 2 assignments, failed to complete 4 assignments, gave me one-word answers for other assignments, and skipped class 4+ times. So don’t you think you should have worried about your grades then instead of now? — And you are the class leader — you should have led your class better, instead your group has the worst participation.”
Student 2 — “Oh. Ok teacher. I know.”
Me — “Then why oh why oh why did you ask?!?!?!?!?!?!”
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