Tag Archives: Dell

Next Gen. Computer Design Suggestion

14 Jun

Random Suggestion for Dell, when they are building their next generation Inspiron (or whatever the new computer is):

I wish you would arrange the sound to work like the I-Pods.  The part where, when you plug your earphones in, the sound automatically readjusts to a normal sound level.  I’m tired of playing something for other people, and then getting my ears blasted off when I forget to turn it back down with earphones.  

Just a wish!

The Rebellion of Lawrence

22 Feb

Ladies and Gentlemen, I regret to inform you all that Lawrence the Laptop has decided to go on walkabout. Yes, he is laying down on the job, taking an unapproved leave of absence in his duties.  This afternoon, as I was researching for the major 3 day exam starting Monday,  Lawrence staged a protest and refused to read his hard drive. That’s right, he quit on me!  The nerve! The scum!  

Naturally, the earliest he can be fixed is after my exam, and I’m going to lose everything.  So I want you to join me today in the snubbing of my old friend.  I refuse to even look at him right now.  Forcing me to resort to poor Dollie the Dell, tired in her old age and maintaining a battery of O seconds (take the plug out of her and she drops dead).  Making me bring the dear out of retirement. I am seriously displeased.  

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