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It was the Best Wedding Proposal, and the Worst Wedding Proposal
24 FebMan’s Wedding Proposal results in Mexican Police, Machine Guns, and a Ring in the Ocean
O_O
Words. . . I have no words. Except that this makes the best proposal story ever. And I’m never going to that resort.
Say What?–My Favorite Spam Messages!
6 Feb
Say What?!?
Lol! So I have recently been going over the emails that Akismet blocks as spam, and I can’t help but find some of them hilarious. For my own and other’s amusement, I thought I’d keep track of the best here. . .
Parachutes and Cities
29 JanSo. . . I ran over a parachute the other day and I’m still confused by this factor. Not a small one either. I’m at the main street crossroads of a busy city, and I run over a rather large parachute in the middle of the road. I’m not talking one of those cute little army-men parachute things you get at the Fourth of July either. It was as long as my truck, and when the wind caught it, the balloon thing blew out and started to pick up. Then we ran over it again. It had a small bag thing on the end of the ropes too.
Now, I’m assuming this blew out of someone’s car, but who the heck is lucky enough to have a parachute in their car in the first place!?! Where do I get mine?
Or perhaps it was a secret parachute that landed in the wrong place carrying super top secret information. . . My imagination can’t stop wondering. 😛
Law Gone Wild
28 NovGoodbye world, Goodbye television, Goodbye Facebook.
That time has come, that dreaded moment that comes twice every year. Yes, finals have arrived. As each day passes, more and more students seem to drop off the face of the earth. Social media collapses, Gas stations and 24-hour food marts see swells in sales, and stress level shoot through the roof. Life is now simply a move from notes to outlines to Powerpoints to practice tests. This is a particularly dreaded time for law students. There is so little to find humorous when studying the law that our sense of humor is highly twisted by graduation, but hey! we can still be funny! So in the spirit of loosening up before exams begin, I thought I’d share one of my favorite poems for law students. So without further adieu, I present G. K. Chesterton’s “The Horrible History of Jones.” This is why we study law–to keep it from becoming like this. Sadly we seem to have failed in regards to the abbreviations; they are just this bad. I counted 21 in one of my courses!
Jones had a dog; it had a chain;
Not often worn, not causing pain;
But, as the I. K. L. had passed
Their ‘Unleashed Cousins Act’ at last,
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“She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city” ~ Roman Payne
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