Tag Archives: Funny

With Missing Lids, Socks, and Earrings

9 Aug

So Annoying

1 Aug

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
**Isaac Asimov

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People are Stupid!

10 Jul

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This is Me

7 Jul

The Door Unlocked? The Stove On? The Furnace turned up? The Air Conditioner on? Something near a heat source / electrical source? 0_0

Cause Life’s a Mess

3 Jun

“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”

~ Andy Rooney

Life in China ~ a Party v. the Party

10 Apr

LMAO!

I was asking my students on our WeChat group (like a Group Chat) if they had class Monday night so we can schedule our exams.

D quickly replied “No, I have a party class.” 0_0

Party class?  Say what!?!  And I wasn’t invited?  How rude!

The group erupted with 63+ Chinese-language messages in a matter of minutes as  the class leader started with “What the HE** is a party class.” Another “ooh, class on how to dance.” “Let’s Party!” “Can I come?” “Do you get to drink?” Lots and lots of laughing pictures and emoticons.

At the same time a whole line of students with”I don’t think the teacher will understand.” “Oh, that’s a bad translation.” “The teacher is going to think you want to go party.” “This is very bad.” “You shouldn’t say that. You cannot trust translation my dear.” “Don’t you know to stop and check every three words?  D replies again–“Oh, no! Now I think the teacher will misunderstand me!” (Horror Face).

At which point, the whole group started posting a series of Chinese phrases that have really bad English translations.  Like “My father-in-law isn’t coming” which translates as “The father-in-law will not be coming to my bed.” It was bad 😛 

My response: “Is that a class party? Party during class? Class about how to party?” This sounds fun and now I’m sad I wasn’t invited to the party lesson! 😦 😦 😦 ”  LOL

Finally, one of them came back with a screen capture of the definition and translation in the Chinese-English dictionary of “Communist Party”–“It’s this one teacher, not a “party class” it’s THE Party class.”  Ah! Makes Much More Sense. . . . And a much better reason for not being able to make the Exam on time! 😛

 

Perfect For This Season

1 Apr

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

**Jose Maria de Queiroz

Are You Sure It’s Not Worse

28 Mar

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

**Emma Bombeck

Not Good

23 Mar

Mine is Iassannn (a little consonant heavy 😛 )–I sound like a sleezy dragon, hissing and dragging out my letters. 

 

 

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Sad, but Valid

21 Mar