Tag Archives: My Life

Rockin’ the life of Liv

9 May

When you teach from 8am to 9:30pm but still look #fab πŸ’‹πŸ’•

#TMI – So Much Fun! 0_0

20 Jun

Had my annual #physical for the #Chinese residence permit & #Visa! 😷

Managed it alone without a #translator – quite a feat! Look at my bold self go 😜

For #China πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ you need: Blood Analysis, Urinary Analysis, X-Rays, Ultrasound, ECG/EKG, and Blood Pressure.

 The X-Rays πŸ“· are competely #Topless with other people (men included) waiting in the room 😱 for their turn – no protection. πŸ˜“ The ECG requires baring it all in front of a major, street level window with no curtain and a ferris wheel🎑 right outside❗ Goodbye dignity, hello #crosscultural oversharing! πŸ˜‚
 

#Chinese Language Fun

17 Jun

This is why #Chinese is so confusing for the #waijiao (foreigners) – the same character can mean cloudy, moon, feminine, a last name, or genitalia πŸ˜‚

Cause Life’s a Mess

3 Jun

“The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.”

~ Andy Rooney

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