Lol, my best friend in the US gave me the blue earrings a few years ago. I just found the silver pair on the street last night. Cross-cultural earrings!
International earrings!
15 AprESL Teacher Scams ~ High-Paying “Mission Work”
2 Apr
I recently did a post on scams that ESL teachers pull on their employers abroad. I thought that was an end to it, but after a discussion with some local teachers I’m furious anew. As a Christian, I’m even more furious right now.
It’s a known fact that ESL is the choice profession of religious missionaries around the world. A license to teach English will get you a VISA and traveling permission to many countries that might otherwise have rejected your application. Not to mention the fact that these jobs are always available, you have a steady income, and lots of benefits come with. Really, it’s a pretty brilliant idea.
A less know fact is that missionaries are frequently less that truthful with the folks back home about how many perks they are really getting from these jobs. Contrary to the jobs of most primary school teachers back home, ESL teachers who are willing to teach children are often some of the highest paid middle class workers in the area.
The perks are amazing. Teachers of children (especially 2-5 year olds) can make thousands of dollars a month. Since I’ve been here substituting, I’ve already been offered several jobs that paid 19000-20000+RMB a month, plus a personal driver, a house, and anything else I wanted. As far as I can tell, the standard is a minimum of 12,000-15,000. Considering the average local person is making about 3,000 RMB, that makes you pretty high up the food chain! College teachers make significantly less money (as a PhD holder, I make approximately 6500+ RMB a month), but it is still twice as much as anyone else in town I know. Well, maybe not the school president or city mayor, but really.
Insurance and hospital allowances are included (often by law). Most jobs come with transportation and housing allowances (if housing isn’t provided) that cover your expenses, so you don’t have those costs. A lot of them also include money to cover the bills, and you frequently get paid for vacation and holidays. The school is usually responsible for VISA and passport fees, and if you pay for your own flight you might want to bargain harder.
THE SCAM
I listen to these teachers all but bragging about the fact that they still get money off the people back home (for support), and it makes me furious.
They go back home and quote people the dollar amount they are making and they leave out the perks. For example, I do pretty well for myself in China, but in US terms, I’m only making $900 a month. Many teachers are making closer to $700 at my school.
With that money, I’ve gone on a trip to Korea, several trips through Henan, paid off a hospital bill (2 X-rays, 1 MRI, copies of all of them, and 3 kinds of massively expensive medications), fully decorated my room, eaten what I want, gone out with friends to ktv and fun parties or events, bought a couple fashion items, and basically lived better than I have in a long while.
Now, I’m no economist, but even I know that American prices are high right now. I lived there until 2014, and I could barely make ends meet. $900 would have barely paid my gas and food bill. Let alone anything else.
We aren’t in America. That kind of money goes a long, long way in China.
Yet these ‘missionary” teachers don’t admit that. They leave the sweet church ladies thinking that they are destitute, living from day to day on “only $700” a month. ONLY??? !!!
REAL LIFE EXAMPLE
This past winter, the teachers were given a 2 month holiday, much longer than normal. And a whole group went down and toured all of South Asia. Bali, Heinan, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, India, etc. They did a whole big several countries tour.
It sounded really awesome and I was so proud of them.
Until some of them were talking in the dining hall this past week about how they had to go back home for a week and “find support” from the area churches. They were discussing how they were forced to go back and “reconnect” with the people and put on a “stupid PPT” if they wanted them to keep sending money. One of them was upset because his churches had dropped back ad only sent $1500 that month.
$1500! That’s massive! That’s like a gold mine here. You have no bills, no food costs, your home is already furnished, there are no transportation fees, and you just took a huge trip around Asia. And you are being a snot about how the people in America, who actually are struggling, only sent you a buttload of money and not two buttloads of money?
That is despicable.
Email in China
1 AprOver time, it gets harder and harder to use Google and Outlook products here in China. This is a particularly large issue for the wonderful world of email. Gmail and Outlook mail are no longer working properly even with a VPN.
The largest problem I’m confronting right now is that Chinese services are blocking “Received” messages from Gmail or Outlook accounts. For example, QQ (which my students all use), is completely rejecting anything from GMail or Outlook.
So what can you use?
Well, here are a couple alternatives:
- QQ – This is what most of the students are using. Basically, you register and download QQ International, and one of the options available to you with an account is QQMail.They have unlimited space and you can add large attachments. The downside is remembering your totally random QQ# email address (e.g. 123456789@qq.com).
- Foxmail – Doesn’t work with a VPN on. Offers you an email system that’s pretty good
- 163.com – Download with Google Chrome browser so you can translate the system into English while you set up your account. Pretty good, a lot of students use it.
I’ll try to do a comparison on them later. Right now, I use QQ, and I like it a lot. I do get tired of not being able to send an email to very many people and you keep having to enter confirmation codes. But it works!
Spring in Xinzheng
21 MarSpring is arriving in Xinzheng! I went for a walk in the river park with some friends yesterday. We were hunting for fishies and we caught some! Harry was out in the middle of one of the koi ponds balancing on the pots, it’s a miracle we didn’t end up with a soaked, stinky Harry 🙂 the trees were flowering, the weÖather was lovely, what a great day!
Registering for a Sina Blog
3 Mar- Go to https://login.sina.com.cn/signup/signup?entry=blog. This is the registration page.
- I recommend using the Google Chrome Browser. Then right click on the page and click “Translate to English.” The translation is pretty good! Otherwise, You’ll have to work with the page in Chinese.
- There are two options: Phone Registration or eMail. They are both pretty straightforward. The second tab is Email Registration and is fairly straightforward. The boxes in order are Email Address, Password (6-16 characters), Interests (New, Entertainment, Culture, Sports, Technology, Finance, Fashion, Auto, Real Estate, Life), and Security Code. That should register you, although you may have an activation email sent to your email. The first tab (Phone Registration) is only slightly more involved. The boxes in order are Phone Number, Password (6-16 characters), Interests (New, Entertainment, Culture, Sports, Technology, Finance, Fashion, Auto, Real Estate, Life). After entering that information, click the box that says “I want to use a registered mobile phone to send text messages” (我要使用注册手机发送短信). Then text the phrase “yz” to the phone number 1069009010021. Wait about 3 minutes and then click the green button.
- Yay! You’ve Registered!
- If you want to sign in again later, just go to http://blog.sina.com.cn/. Use your username and password.
New Fiverr Gig! ~ Postcard from China
28 FebI have a new gig on Fiverr! I’m sending postcards to people from China! Doesn’t that sound like fun? I know I would have had fun with it when I was a kid. I used to collect all the foreign stamps I received, dreaming of the path the package had taken to get to me 🙂
Anyway, I’ve started a new gig on the program Fiverr. You purchase it for $5 +.80 cents shipping and I’ll send the postcard out within 2 business days. They will include a message in Chinese too! 🙂 Link is here.

CAQ: Is China Safe?!? – The Health Issue: Pollution
27 FebContinuing the Commonly Asked Questions series based on questions people give me about China. While it may not answer everything, I hope that it will clear up some big misconceptions people have about this beautiful country. You can find the first part “Is China Safe: the Size/Language Issue Here.
CAQ #2: Is China Safe?!? ~ the Health Issue: Pollution

Yes, this is really what my city looks like some days
Concern: China is a scary place with backdoor doctors, unsanitary practices, horrifying pollution, and dangerous hazards lying around everywhere.
I’ll start by addressing Pollution in this post~ the biggest concern for most people. Is there pollution in China? ~ Yes, of course there is. There is also a lot of pollution in the US, Korea, Japan, England, India, etc. Is smog a problem? ~ Yes, smog can be a bad problem, especially on certain days. The worst of the smog arrives when we haven’t had rain in a while (Henan had a drought this year, so that didn’t help), when they burn off the fields in the fall, and when the machines are running extra long at the local factories. There are certain days when skyscrapers right in front of you completely disappear and you can taste the acid in the air. I’d say that’s been about 7-8 days in my first semester here in China (Aug-Feb). It can be really, really bad.
Of course, I live in Zhengzhou which is one of the worst cities in China, so I can’t measure the rest of China by that. You can see a rating every day for most Chinese cities’ pollution level here, and Zhengzhou is always pretty bad. But if Zhengzhou is the worst they have to offer, I don’t think the problem is as prevalent as people believe.
First, I’d like to say (and I’ll probably repeat this in later posts), a large part of your ability to withstand the smog depends on your own body. Personally, I generally suffer from serious skin sensitivity and asthma; one bad day in the US will knock me out. But in China, I’m actually the healthiest I’ve been in a while. My skin clears up, my asthma goes away, I suffer fewer headaches, I’m breathing much better. Others are the opposite; they’re fine in the States and then get landblasted with respiratory illnesses here. I think a lot of it is dependent on how your body likes certain environments. Mine seems to like China.
Furthermore, as far as actual pollution goes, it isn’t like every single day I am terrified of walking out the door. Only about 2-3 days this semester have I been unwilling to leave without a mask.There is also the fact that Zhengzhou has coal mines not to far away ~ and that always adds to the issue, just look at the coal towns in West Virginia. We have to dust about twice a week to clean the black off everything, especially outside windows. That gives me a few concerns about Black Lung or something similar, but it’s my own fault for choosing to live so close to the coal mines.
Seeing the sun in a bright blue sky is a pretty rare sight around here, but we do get it, especially after a rain. And I can see the stars many nights, so long as the fireworks haven’t smoked the place up. I breath fine for the most part, although I know some people who struggle. They do have masks everywhere; you can always pick one up to help you out. I personally never really use them unless it’s during the crop burning week.

One nice part about China is that the people here are incredibly health conscious and actively work to clean the mess up.Even big factory owners know that their children have to breathe in ‘the air they create; it provides a lot of incentive to clean the mess up. ‘They are truly worried about the situation, and there are constant
discussions on how to eliminate or guard yourself against the threat posed by air pollution. They have extremely advanced masks, they make sure that everyone knows what days to avoid going outside and what days it’s okay. They are constantly planting trees, bushes, shrubs, and adding water in an effort to combat the problem and reoxygenate the air. Zhengzhou even bought a “Smog Machine!” It goes around the streets spraying water in an effort to cleanse the air. 🙂
If you move further out of the big cities, the problem isn’t half as bad anyway.
So maybe some cities in China are worse than most of the United States, but they are working with millions more factories, mines, people and other pollution causing issues. As my student’s say, just look at the advancements they have already made in eliminating causation factors. Give them a few more years, and they will probably have advanced in leaps and bounds. They like their clean air, and generally the Chinese are a stubborn/innovative set. If they want clean air, they’ll find a way to get it. It just takes time and patience, and a willingness to wear a mask every so often till the problem is fixed.

Chinese Fireworks!
19 FebThis video was taken by a friend of mine (I’ll upload mine tonight too), and I thought it did a great job of showing you just how many fireworks were going off all at once around the city. It was mind-blowingly cool! I counted at least 10 places setting them off at the same time, and from the roof you could see them for miles!
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