When you are a college professor, you are perpetually covered in chalk 😂 Everything is chalky! Backpack, usb, shirt, hands, water bottle. My lungs are coated in the stuff. Chalk haunts my nightmares 😂
Studying Business Operations is a bit like those old logic puzzles: If Sarah and Jim are working on Project A and Tom and Valerie are doing Project B, when can Sarah and Rob start on Project C sitting together next to the bride and groom, but not next to Maggie who is not married to Sam?
Proud moment in the #LifeofLiv! Today I taught the Chinese staff at my school how to draw an ampersand (&) symbol.
Me (in writing) 👱♀️: It belong to SCM (supply chain) 1 & 2.
Staff girl 👩: What is the ‘&’ mean?
Me 👱♀️: It’s a symbol – it means ‘and’
Staff girl 👩: You can write that! I thought it was only on computers.
Me 👱♀️: Here, I’ll show you. 😁
Staff girl shares the knowledge with other staff. They all start going crazy, writing it on the students sheets. By the end of the exam, they were all using it. 😂😆
Supposed to meet a student today to talk about how to study for the final (he had a hard time on the middle exam). Super easy.
Student — 26 messages including 14 horror faces 😱 9 sobbing faces 😭 and 3 weeping piggies.
Me — Darlin! Are you okay? Is the world over? Has life ended?!?
Student — TEACHER! (more sobbing faces) . . . My building had no power (true). My phone died and I didn’t get the alarm. I went to sleep and I forgot our meeting! Will I pass the test!?! Will I fail!?! Dear teacher, what should I do! (Another weeping piggy).
Me — Darlin — no fears, there’s this awesome fun word called RESCHEDULING!
Student — 😮Wow! We can do that?
Me — Sweetheart, I am Queen Olivia of the Economics classroom known as Olivia Country. There is nothing I can’t do 😎 Mwahahahahaha I am powerful! 😂🤣
Teaching — the power is addicting. Also, they are calling me Queen Olivia now because we keep talking about Olivia Country in economics 😅
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