When you are a college professor, you are perpetually covered in chalk 😂 Everything is chalky! Backpack, usb, shirt, hands, water bottle. My lungs are coated in the stuff. Chalk haunts my nightmares 😂
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Taste Buds Beware!
15 Oct#Confession – Most of my phone gallery are pictures of random Chinese things I need to translate to save myself. E.g. to know the difference between microspicy and ‘it’s too spicy’ 😂😂😂
International Fashion
27 AugI’d like this flat in a size 380 please – *what happens when someone mixes up American & Asian shoe sizes 😂😂😂
*I’m a size 250 in Asia shoes! What’s yours? 😋🙃
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Sharing the Power!
7 NovProud moment in the #LifeofLiv! Today I taught the Chinese staff at my school how to draw an ampersand (&) symbol.
Me (in writing) 👱♀️: It belong to SCM (supply chain) 1 & 2.
Staff girl 👩: What is the ‘&’ mean?
Me 👱♀️: It’s a symbol – it means ‘and’
Staff girl 👩: You can write that! I thought it was only on computers.
Me 👱♀️: Here, I’ll show you. 😁
Staff girl shares the knowledge with other staff. They all start going crazy, writing it on the students sheets. By the end of the exam, they were all using it. 😂😆
If I die tonight, I know my life had meaning!
When #Hair Has A Life of Its Own
23 Oct
#Humidityhair 😂😅😂 – What happens when curly Blonde Hair takes a trip in the mountains
#Humidityhair 😂😅😂 – What happens when curly Blonde Hair takes a trip in the mountains
Danger Will Robinson! #Deathtrap
27 AugThis is the hallway to my classroom each day – because #safety and #health are, like, so passe! 😅
Yesterday they had a machine spraying the ceiling and made all the kids walk underneath the spraying machine while its running and showering them in #chemicals. Today the #marble floors were all soaked. Have you ever walked on wet marble? #China has an old Love affair with the stuff, but when wet it turns into a slip-n-slide. 😂
Meanwhile, we’re all sitting around breathing the chemicals all day during class.
Lol, I need this intensive to be finished. 😛
All Rise for the Monthly Reading of the Cute Boy Band Memorandum!
25 AugSomeone’s Hot Guys Magazine came in yesterday!
And by someone, I mean the 3 female students sitting in front of me in the auditorium. And by hot guys, I mean a boy band group of some type. Three magazines filled with pictures of the boy band group being all awesome and, according to a credible source (aka Girl #1) ‘wow!’. The girls were so excited, sharing the magazines between them and already folding down faves. Then break struck and the rest of their crew arrived to check it out. Lol, I haven’t seen so much fangirling since the tall French boy came for study abroad and had the girls hanging out in the Bridge Café to watch him. 
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#TeachingisFun #TheYoungandtheRestless #GoogleyEyes #Fangirls
“She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city” ~ Roman Payne
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