It’s official – my name is too long for China 😭 They took my boarding pass away and had to get special approval for my name 😂 Finally (after deliberation) they officially agreed to just write it on the pass. 😜
#TMI – So Much Fun! 0_0
20 JunHad my annual #physical for the #Chinese residence permit & #Visa! 😷
Managed it alone without a #translator – quite a feat! Look at my bold self go 😜
For #China 🇨🇳 you need: Blood Analysis, Urinary Analysis, X-Rays, Ultrasound, ECG/EKG, and Blood Pressure.
The X-Rays 📷 are competely #Topless with other people (men included) waiting in the room 😱 for their turn – no protection. 😓 The ECG requires baring it all in front of a major, street level window with no curtain and a ferris wheel🎡 right outside❗ Goodbye dignity, hello #crosscultural oversharing! 😂
Blog Official ~ I’m #Moving!
19 JunLadies and Gentlemen, it’s time ⌚to make the official blog 🖋announcement📣 – I’m moving again! I’ll be staying here in China🗺, but after 3 years in central Henan I’m going North. Way north. As in Arctic Circle ❄ level north!
We will be moving to a city called Changchun in the province of Jilin. For those of you living in China, it’s up by Harbin – land of the ice sculptures. For those of you who have no idea what those words even mean – it’s up in the arm of China that is surrounded by Mongolia (great! Horses 🐴!), Siberia (Brrrrrr💂), and North Korea (0_0)❌❗.

See the blue circle in the map up there? That’s Changchun. I’m moving clear up to the land of Winter Olympics⛷🏂⛸, Forests with wild Bears 🐻 and Tigers, and Deer Antler soup. 😵 Craziness I tell you!
No, actually it looks like it will be really nice. 😀 The university 🏫 is called NorthEast Normal (NENU) and I will be working with the joint program with Rutgers University 🏫. I will be teaching Economics 💹 and International Business 📈 this semester. Economics and maybe some other classes next semester. The hours are a bit more than at my current university, but the pay is better, the students are of a higher academic quality (1st tier univ. instead of 4th tier univ.), I get most of the same benefits🚪, and it’s a new adventure 📷 awaiting me!
I was delighted to find out that one of my students and good friends 👭(Simon and his girlfriend Alice) live about 15 minutes away from my school. They are moving home and already invited me to BBQ. Such a relief to have someone in the area! I have two students👩👩 from Mongolia that I am hoping to get a chance to visit, and the train goes from Changchun directly to Moscow💂! 🚉 Course it takes a week one way, but still – I think I can get up to see Russia. Not taking time to see North Korea ❌ – I’m sure it’s lovely, but not my cup of tea. Still, that’s a lot of new open doors 🚪 waiting to be checked out! 😀
I’ll keep you up to date on the details as I go. My schedule 🕔 this week is insane. Tomorrow I leave at 7:30 for the city (one hour) to get a Physical 😷done (surprise! wasn’t expecting this – just found out this afternoon). Then on from there a 3 hour trip to Beijing 🚝 (+ 1.5 hour subway ride to my stop) for some government paperwork on Wednesday. Then back to school 🏫so I can give Final Exams on Thursday. Friday, back to the city to pick up my physical 🏥results. Back to school 🏫to grade and get signatures. Then on Saturday, entering grades into the computer. Sunday off to Changchun ✈to get all my paperwork complete. Monday back to school 🏫to pack and get ready. It’s a wild ride, but I am so excited to welcome the new year!
#Strawberry ‘Betterfiles’
18 JunThe name was ‘Betterfiles’ but I think it was supposed to be ‘Betterflies’ 😜
Tastes #Divine! Small restaurant in the new CityOn Mall in #Zhengzhou called “Strawberry Forever” — all the deserts are strawberry! 🍓
Zhengzhou is really growing recently – the #Mall is HUGE and has #Forever21 #Zara #sephora and more. So nice and lovely!
Life in China ~ #Ivacy #VPN
5 Jun
Hey guys! I’m about to test out a new VPN called Ivacy. I’m curious to see how it works. I’m downloading it today, and I’ll put it through it’s paces. Then I’ll let you all know how it goes! Can’t wait to see how it compares to Vypr and Astrill! I’ll also be posting a 2017 update on Vypr in the next couple weeks!
So much going on in the VPN department! Exciting!
*yes, I am a nerd – these things excite me 😛
Whistling Through the Vines
1 Jun
The province of Henan resides in central China, and is home to the largest population here. Although the modern day center is the famous Beijing, China’s history has to a large extent actually centered around Henan itself. Of the six ancient capitals in the country, three of them are in Henan. If you’ve ever watched some of the popular Chinese martial arts films, you will have heard the names “Luoyang,” Kaifeng,” and “Shaolin Temple.” I now can proudly say I’ve been to all these places and more! At this point, I’ve visited:
- Anyang
- Xinyang
- Nanyang
- Pingdingshan
- Zhoukou
- Zhumadian
- Zhengzhou
- Xinzheng
- Kaifeng
- Luoyang
and more!
This past weekend, I got the opportunity to add a new city to my list — Gongyi (巩义市). Gongyi is a small city about 1 hour from Zhengzhou (the capital). On one side you have Mount Song and many hills (beautiful!). On another, it is bordered by the Yellow River, one of the 2 most famous in China.

The entire trip for us was planned by the Henan Tourism Organization (the provincial tourism committee), so we didn’t actually have to pay for anything. However, the cost wasn’t bad at all even if you did pay.

The bus ride up there costs about 10RMB ($1.50) and was extremely interesting just on its own. We passed the lovely shrine/temple shown above (I’m not exactly sure what that was – we didn’t stop), but even more awesome were the hundreds of Cave Homes we passed! Here in Gongyi, many people actually still live in caves dug into the cliffs surrounding the area. Although most westerners think “oh poverty!”, this isn’t actually true. A lot of these homes are really nice and awesome! They have running water and electricity, drive up roads, yards and gardens in the front, elaborate front doors, etc. They are really nice, just inside a mountain. I wasn’t able to get excellent photos since we just drove past them, but sometime I want to go back.
When you arrive in the city, you’ll see a lot of things dedicated to DuFu (杜甫). DuFu lived in the Tang Dynasty (700s) and is considered perhaps China’s best poet! According to the Chinese, he was born here and is still revered as seen through the statues and monument decorating the city. According to the tour guide, the Chinese consider him the #1 literary person to know and he has often been considered the “Chinese Shakespeare.” His ancestral home is here too!

SONG TOMBS
Once we arrived, we had a small trek to our restaurant so we walked through the Imperial Mausoleums of the Song Dynasty (960-1279). Also called the “Song Tombs”, this area is where all but one emperor of the North Song Dynasty are buried. They include Tai Zu (Zhao Kuangyin), Tai Zong (Zhao Guangyi), Zhen Zong (Zhao Heng), Ren Zong (Zhao Zhen), Ying Zong (Zhao Shu), Shen Zong (Zhao Xu) and Zhe Zong (Zhao Xu). 🙂
This part was free (it’s just a giant city part area where you can walk around) and was huge for a city park. A great place to take your kids for a picnic! Up towards the tombs themselves are a long row of stone statues that were really interesting.


After lunch, we got back on the bus and took about a 20 minute ride to the Kang Mansion (Kangbaiwan – 河南巩义康百万庄园). “Baiwan” means Millionaire, so this is the home of the Millionaire Kang family. Considering that they lived hundreds of years ago, that’s a pretty big claim!
The family originated with Kang Ying-Kui in the Ming Dynasty, and its fame lasted more than 400 years (that’s 13 generations!). According to a monument inside, the family was famous not only for its wealth, but also for its honor. The monument is a plaque written by an emperor honoring the Kangs for having 8 generations of “good, noble, honest sons.” Apparently, they were loyal, fair, honest, and not corrupt–well worth honoring!

Kang Ying-Kui came to fame by suppressing Bailianism (a so-called the White Lotus Religion– mixed Buddhism with Taoism and worshipped a goddess Wusheng Laomu). The group didn’t fit in with the accepted religions of the time and allowed men and women to “interact in a shockingly free manner.” 😛 (Apparently they brought a bunch of “groups” together and were a threat of rebellion. Anyway, the Kangs were really fashionable and already pretty rich from their own business (river transportation and agricultural products). There was some sort of phrase like “if you travel 1000 miles you’ll still be on Kang property). This brought them to the notice of the royal family who helped raise them up even further.

Inside, there are 19 different parts and about 65,000 square meters. There are 53 multi-story buildings, 97 “bungalows,” 73 cave homes, and approximately 570 rooms in total. It was built in the 17th – 18th centuries (1600s-1700s), and the architecture is in the form of the North China “Loess plateau” style. Basically, that means it was in the era’s feudalistic form (many small buildings with hundreds of carvings and art in the wooden, brick, and stone beams. It follow strict formality and traditionalism–“building face the street, ports on the river, cave dwellings in the mountains–everything according to its place and order.” In the 1960s and 1970s, their home was one of the 3 largest in China–today it’s the only one of the three that is open to the public.
Admissions: 30RMB (about $4.50)
Anyone 60 years or older get 1/2 their tickets (I think?). People 70 years or older aree free. Full time students can have 1/2 price and children under 1.4 meters are free. People with disability cards are free, as are servicemen and disabled veterans.
Opening hours: 8:00-18:30
Gongyi Grottos

Fabulous! The Gongyi Grottos is a Buddhist temple created around the Northern Wei period of 479-499 AD. The statues though are as old as 384 – around the 600s AD. There is the nearby Longmen Grottos in Luoyang, but the Gongyi set is somewhat more well preserved (although not quite so large).

To be honest, a lot of the younger people were quickly bored here — but as a historian and cultural student, I found the place truly fascinating. They have one very elaborate, colored and painted temple area with a tall statue surrounding by the various Buddhist deities on either side. All set in beautiful painted depictions of myths and stories.
All in all, it was a lovely day full of awesome art, history, and culture. My favorite kind of trip!
























