You know you drink too much soda when . . . the gas station cashier gives you a free bottle of water and looks disapprovingly at your drink selection. All the while telling you, “tsk tsk . . . water have more power.” 0_0
Student who turned in assignment 1 week + late ~ “But Teacher, I explained everything, I think you must have forgot”
Teacher ~ Um. . . . I don’t think ‘I had a personal reason’ counts when I told you in three forms of communication (written, oral, and electronic) that we needed a note and more details and you ignored them all. Trust me, if ‘personal reason’ had been enough to get me out of English papers in college, I would have used it a whole lot more!
2 cups chopped unpeeled apples
1/2 cup chopped celery
1/4 cup finely chopped pitted dates
1/2 cup fat free vanilla yogurt
1/4 tsp. cinnamon
Mix cinnamon and yogurt. Toss in the rest. Enjoy.
Students were asked to write a drafted ethics code for an employee in the financial world. One of my better groups actually chose the President of the Bank of China. One of the requirements was a statement about avoiding conflicts of interest. They wrote:
“When the president works in the bank, he is avoid working with others or sleeping.”
0_0 Oh dear. That poor man!
“Japan of APH” by Jiuge
I wouldn’t recommend all of this artist’s work, some of it is risque and NSFW, but she does a great job with digital art and I love some of her more decent work like this.
“She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city” ~ Roman Payne
Language Translation
Deceptively Blonde 