Fun #Train Fact!

22 Jun

Learned something #new today! The bullet #train πŸš„ in #China πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³has seats A, B, C, D, and F.  I asked why no E? ❓

According to my #student the trains are copying the #flight system.  It used to be there were six letters . . . So A & F were #window seat, B & E were #middle seats, and C & D were #aisle seats.  Now if there is no middle seat, they skip that letter.  πŸ˜œ  The things I learn!

Too many #Bikes!

20 Jun

The #bike faze in #Beijing is a little crazy right now.  Never thought you could overdo bicycles, but #Peking might have just managed it.  There is NO sidewalk – Everywhere you are banging your knees! 😑

So #Old

20 Jun

My students have been taking graduate pictures. πŸ“· πŸŽ“ They keep talking about how ‘old they are’ now – they’re like 19-24. 😱 Horrible I know. . .  I’m 27! They’re aging me folks! If they’re ‘old’ – I’m one step out of the grave πŸ‘»

#TMI – So Much Fun! 0_0

20 Jun

Had my annual #physical for the #Chinese residence permit & #Visa! 😷

Managed it alone without a #translator – quite a feat! Look at my bold self go 😜

For #China πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ you need: Blood Analysis, Urinary Analysis, X-Rays, Ultrasound, ECG/EKG, and Blood Pressure.

 The X-Rays πŸ“· are competely #Topless with other people (men included) waiting in the room 😱 for their turn – no protection. πŸ˜“ The ECG requires baring it all in front of a major, street level window with no curtain and a ferris wheel🎑 right outside❗ Goodbye dignity, hello #crosscultural oversharing! πŸ˜‚
 

#Teacher Humor ~ Why my darlings, Why?!?

19 Jun

Student πŸ‘¦attends a sum total of 9/22 classes πŸ’»for the semester — not including the last class where we discussed the examπŸ“š. Sends me an urgent emailπŸ“§, “But Teacher, we have many questions before the test.” . . . . . .

Me πŸ‘© πŸ’’ (in my mind. . .) “I don’t think you need to worry about that”.πŸ™„
My actual answer πŸ‘© (😣)”. . . . . I distinctly remember πŸ€”telling you not ❌ to miss any more classesπŸ““ this semester — you missed 🏝three in a row. We discussed the test last class, but you skipped itπŸ’€πŸ˜΄.”
Student πŸ‘¦: “Oh yes teacher. I know!”

Me. . . . SMHπŸ™ƒπŸ˜‘

Blog Official ~ I’m #Moving!

19 Jun

Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time ⌚to make the official blog πŸ–‹announcementπŸ“£ – I’m moving again! Β I’ll be staying here in ChinaπŸ—Ί, but after 3 years in central Henan I’m going North. Way north. As in Arctic Circle ❄ level north! Β 

We will be moving to a city called Changchun in the province of Jilin. Β For those of you living in China, it’s up by Harbin – land of the ice sculptures. For those of you who have no idea what those words even mean – it’s up in the arm of China that is surrounded by Mongolia (great! Horses 🐴!), SiberiaΒ (BrrrrrrπŸ’‚), and North Korea (0_0)βŒβ—. Β 

china-provinces-map

See the blue circle in the map up there? That’s Changchun. Β I’m moving clear up to the land of Winter Olympicsβ›·πŸ‚β›Έ, Forests with wild Bears 🐻 and Tigers, and Deer Antler soup. 😡 Craziness I tell you!

No, actually it looks like it will be really nice. Β πŸ˜€Β The university 🏫 is called NorthEast Normal (NENU) and I will be working with the joint program with Rutgers University 🏫. Β  I will be teaching EconomicsΒ πŸ’Ή and International Business πŸ“ˆΒ this semester. Β Economics and maybe some other classes next semester. The hours are a bit more than at my current university, but the pay is better, the students are of a higher academic quality (1st tier univ. instead of 4th tier univ.), I get most of the same benefitsπŸšͺ, and it’s a new adventure πŸ“·Β awaiting me!

I was delighted to find out that one of my students and good friends πŸ‘­(Simon and his girlfriend Alice) live about 15 minutes away from my school. They are moving home and already invited me to BBQ. Β Such a relief to have someone in the area! Β I have two studentsπŸ‘©πŸ‘© from Mongolia that I am hoping to get a chance to visit, and the train goes from Changchun directly to MoscowπŸ’‚! Β πŸš‰Β Course it takes a week one way, but still – I think I can get up to see Russia. Β Not taking time to see North Korea ❌ – I’m sure it’s lovely, but not my cup of tea. Still, that’s a lot of new open doors πŸšͺΒ waiting to be checked out! Β πŸ˜€

I’ll keep you up to date on the details as I go. Β My schedule πŸ•” this week is insane. Β Tomorrow I leave at 7:30 for the city (one hour) to get a Physical 😷done (surprise! wasn’t expecting this – just found out this afternoon). Then on from there a 3 hour trip to Beijing 🚝 (+ 1.5 hour subway ride to my stop) for some government paperwork on Wednesday. Β Then back to school 🏫so I can give Final Exams on Thursday. Friday, back to the city to pick up my physical πŸ₯results. Back to school 🏫to grade and get signatures. Β Then on Saturday, entering grades into the computer. Sunday off to Changchun ✈to get all my paperwork complete. Monday back to school 🏫to pack and get ready. Β It’s a wild ride, but I am so excited to welcome the new year!Β 

#Strawberry ‘Betterfiles’

18 Jun

The name was ‘Betterfiles’ but I think it was supposed to be ‘Betterflies’ 😜

Tastes #Divine!  Small restaurant in the new CityOn Mall in #Zhengzhou called “Strawberry Forever”  —  all the deserts are strawberry! πŸ“ 

Zhengzhou is really growing recently – the #Mall is HUGE and has #Forever21 #Zara #sephora and more.  So nice and lovely! 

#Chinese Language Fun

17 Jun

This is why #Chinese is so confusing for the #waijiao (foreigners) – the same character can mean cloudy, moon, feminine, a last name, or genitalia πŸ˜‚

Gateway to your #Heritage

16 Jun

I ❀ #China!  Driving down the street, ran across this gorgeous old #gate.  So beautiful!

Country Life

15 Jun

This sight will always remind me of my life here in #China.  One of the #values important to the Chinese is making sure everyone has access to a #job so they can survive.  So instead of using big machines to sweep the highways and streets, they pay the older people a small amount to do the job.  It’s not ideal, but it’s enough to live on.  They are very proud of the parts they clean. And the street sweepers are able to use empty plots of land by the roads to grow Food and Vegetables.  

So every day in my small village (Ok, 600,000 people- but That’s a Farming village here. . . .) you see the elderly driving by on these  tuk-tuks with brooms they made by hand.  Really sweet picture in my memory bank!