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#Fashion – Cool Guy!

2 Mar

Rocking the bunny ears! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Do You Believe in Magic? ๐Ÿฎ

20 Feb

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ I got transported by Chinese #DRAGON for Spring Festival / New Year’s. Oh Yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž Just getting in touch with my inner #Targaryen ๐Ÿ‰ Be jealous. . . . I’m livin the magic!

Up for splitting this with me?!? ๐Ÿ˜„ – #travel #foodie

13 Feb

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด๐Ÿท

This was a #menu at a small restaurant on the lake in Sun Island Snow Park. I’m going for ‘Deep Sea Life Everlasting’ but I’m willing to share the Pickled Fish Skin Spots with y’all if you’d like! ๐Ÿ˜„ Aren’t
I kind! TBH their hot chocolate though was pretty good!

#Gryffindor House (It’s real!) aka the #China Spring Festival

27 Jan

Chinese Spring Festival๐Ÿ‰ . . . when all of China turns into gryffindor ๐Ÿฆ house and red and gold colors ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ rule.

I think Walmart might be secretly connected to Chinese hogwarts. Walk inside and its gryffindor pride
everywhere.

*Personally, I’m a slytherin – which fits, since my Chinese zodiac Animal is the snake ๐Ÿ

Now There’s #Camo for #Food

21 Jan

Looks like a mushroom. Acts like a mushroom. Is a Bread Roll. Silly food. . . . Wearing camoflauge like he’s some sort of super food warrior!

Vote Sugar for Participation!

26 Dec
Me: Your assignment is NOT a presentation — you are supposed to lead a class discussion.
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Student: ย I don’t understand.
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Me: You ask the class questions and get them to participate and talk. ๐Ÿ˜
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Student: ย Our grade means the class has to TALK to us? But teacher, this is not the China way. Maybe we do not like to talk in class. Maybe we will all have a very bad grade.
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Me (in my mind): Welcome to the life of the laowai laoshi (foreign teacher) and the struggle for participation!
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Me (in reality): You can do this. Maybe call on people one by one. Or ask your friends to help you. Or offer the first person to talk candy.
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Student: . . . . . . .ย ๐Ÿ˜‘
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WeChat 5 minutes later . . . . “You may use every way to force your classmates to work for you. Teacher Olivia recommends sugar.”
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Me: Bwahahahahahahahaha . . . Behold, the power of sugar! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿก๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ

#Christmas Ride!

24 Dec

โ€‹Awwwww  #Santa picked me up yesterday for a ride on his way to deliver #toys!  โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’– Wasn’t he sweet!  Although his reindeer have upgraded to being disguised a lot like a #Toyota. ๐Ÿ˜† Thanks to #Didi for the opportunity to be sleigh escorted to my #Christmas #party!

Creepy #Cat!

7 Dec

โ€‹I can’t decide if this guy is #Awesome or McCreepy . . . . The head is HUGE and those eyes. . . . staring.  Waiting to pounce.  Waiting to KILL!  Imagine that massive stare at night, in the dark!

#BacktoSchool

10 Oct

This is what happens when there is an 8-day Holiday and then you are the teacher for the 8:00am morning class๐Ÿ˜œ  Break time – they start to crash!

#Didi Adventures!

1 Oct

Gave the poor Didi driver (Uber’s alternative) a heart attack today. Guy and his wife/girlfriend picked me up. Took us forever to coordinate the pick-up spot. I could here him ranting about “xxxxx Didi xxxx waijiao xxxx Didi.” Looked at my phone and realized it was only their 2nd time being Didi drivers. 0_0 And they got the crazy foreigner LOLOLOL Poor dude. My mind was running the conversation through to something like “this is just my luck! Why, we just did it, and we got the foreigner! Why me!?!” I didn’t know how to tell him it’s his luck because it’s my luck. I was only taking Didi because I left my jacket at the store and this was my second trip of the day ๐Ÿ˜› -_-

He got so turned around he drove past my street, figured out that construction has blocked off all streets for the next 2 miles, had to turn around and go back. Couldn’t find the road. . . . . Girlfriend is hysterically laughing at him while trying to explain she knew only a “little English. English – – – think too difficult.” Had me laughing too. I think he wanted to kill us both by the time the trip was over. Sweet heart that he was, he did try to carry my waters home for me though.

Gave them good stars ๐Ÿ™‚ โค

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