A #Chinese #Dollhouse π
14 FebβI’ve been sick today so I was playing on Taobao and found these adorable/hilarious dollhouse items. If You’ve ever lived in China you’d know how accurate these images are π Down to the cheap Chinese prngle alternatives (they look exactly like that!), cooke tins, and Green tea Oreo knockoffs π. I’ve been Coke Zero free for more than a month, but those bottles are so funny. And the fanta soda. π
#Dollhouse #Travel #InternationalShopping #Funfinds #Hilarious.#ThatssoChina #LifeinChina
Liquor for a dollhouse! π
The #Magic is Real in China!
6 FebβBig announcement folks – the #magic is real! It all starts with a bathroom phone at the #Hilton in central #china
Just dial 0 and a whole new world opens! Not sure if it works for all phones or just this one. . . But ladies and gentlemen the truth is out. Magic is just one phone call away! #travel #abroad #humor #travelhumor
Do You Eat Mouth?
31 DecChinglish Funny -Sounds Delicious
18 Dec“Expired Raw Meat” = “a large number of expired metamorphic meat raw material behavior” -> I love Chinglish π
#ESL Humor (Tudou – the Potato Company)
3 Dec
Hahaha!
One of my students was writing about the Youku / Tudou (2 Chinese media companies like Youtube) merger for our Negotiations class.
However, they put what they wrote intoΒ Bing!Translator to move it from Chinese to English. And Tudou translates as “Potato Net.” So every time they meant to say Tudou, it says “Potatoes.”
“Youku and the potatoes had a 100% merger . . . . potatoes have been issued”. . . . Β and the potatoes are buying up stock.
I’m just saying – these are some advanced potatoes and I want in on the action. Do smart, shareholder potatoes taste better when you eat then?

#BlackFridayisComing
18 NovThis is Walmart during Black Friday – the next line is full – pleaseΒ go clear to the next paragraph
π (Sign posted at our resident Waka – the Chinese Walmart)

LinkedIn Official
14 OctThat moment LinkedIn becomes a Gossiping Middle-Schooler – “I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows what you saidΒ on LinkedIn!” Mwahahaha!

So Me!
5 OctLast time I went through Chinese security, I cycled through about 5 different cities and ran through about 4 languages before I settled on something. Β I was like. Β . Β . the airport I came from in the US? the airport I just came from in Korea? My old hometown in Missouri? My college town where I got my passport? The town I lived in right before I moved? My current US residence? My town in China? I’m so confused!!

Life in China ~ The Chicken Song
20 SepThe College Students at our Chinese University put on a performance for the Freshmen Welcoming Ceremony! This was the Chicken Song (or I think it was a chicken song?) β To be honest, we werenβ¦
Source: The Chicken Song























