Whenever anyone asks me why I travel abroad, one of my answers has got to be that it makes me laugh. Laugh at myself. Laugh at the world. Traveling really is a great confidence booster because it perpetually reminds you that life is bewildering and ridiculous.
All beginning travelers try to get it all right. Things start making sense, you get through security with no hiccups and you start to tell yourself “I’ve got this. I own this traveling thing.” BOOM! You inevitablly trip on the carpet, land flat on your face, and watch as your suitcase crashes to the ground exposing socks and clothes to all and sundry. Yes, that happened to me. I landed nose to the floor smack in front of the hotel doors and had four lovely bellhops standing around in shock and awe.
It was a 5-star hotel with highly important people milling around. I just got in because the school had a group rate and wanted to impress us. Olympians, you will recognize this place because it’s where you stayed during the Beijing games. But trust me, few Olympians have accomplished the sheer magnitude of that landing. I hit with all the style that only an overweight little German dumpling can accomplish. It was glorious.
Which brings me back to my point, traveling makes me laugh. You really can’t help it, because with the world as crazy as it is, you either laugh or cry. It helps that between the adrenaline and slight hysteria that comes with all new adventures, everything becomes SO much funnier.
You just never catch a break when you adventure outside of your comfort zone. There are cultural differences, natural differences, and of course utterly random differences. I recently visited China and Korea, and if asked to compare them, one thing really comes to mind–hotel rules. You can slip into the culture really quickly, but spend hours trying to negotiate proper hotel etiquette. The worst part about traveling in Asia is the lack of good clothes washing abilities. Hotels often don’t come with washers and never have dryers so you generally find yourself sending anything that needs pressed out to dry-cleaning. The problem was that in Korea you had to bag up your clothes and carry them to the desk.So down I went with my suit pants to ask where I should leave them only to get the look. Continue reading
The people of Tianjin, China are very proud of their cuisine; and for good reason. I am an extremely picky eater due to allergies (Pork, Fish, Tomatoes, Soy, Nuts, and more) and I usually have to subsist on Pringles and Microwave meals from the Convenience stores when I stay in Asia. So I was pleasantly surprised to find that Tianjin is actually not as bad for me as some of the other places. Most of the food served in Chinese restaurants there are actually vegetable dishes. I expected tons of rice, but found that you frequently only got a teeny tiny bowl at the end of your meal. Most dishes were pea pods, cashews, leafy greens, mushrooms, peppers (green, red, and yellow), eggplant, and other such organic foods mixed together with varied sauces and meats. While I did find myself eating a lot of pork; my allergy to that isn’t so bad so I was able to bypass the effects there and they served a lot of beef, duck, and lamb dishes. Amazingly, I found that their concept of dessert was fruit: Watermelon, Cantaloupe, and Grapes were served all summer as a refreshing meal end. I actually lost more than 20 lbs this summer between the exercise and healthy foods. To give you a taste, here are some of the great dinners we had!
Nonetheless, while Tianjin cooks serve hundreds of yummy dishes, they are most famous for three different Continue reading
Have I got stories for you! China is just a fabulous place to visit!! I had such an amazing time visiting with and learning from these amazing people. Their kindness to my group was immeasurable; I cannot even being to tell how wonderful everything was. And this next couple weeks I’ll start updating with pics, stories, and reviews. But to give you a little taste; here are some of the cool things I saw and did!
Oh my gosh, I am so sorry! I swore to myself that I would keep this blog updated as I went about my trip and I totally screwed up. I just realized I haven’t posted in weeks, and I sincerely apologize! Everything has just been so incredibly hectic. But I hereby promise that from now on I will keep everything updated and going, and I will get up the stuff I haven’t posted on.
The trip getting here was one problem after another; if I didn’t know better I’d swear a poltergeist was working against me.
It started when I started working on getting my Chinese visa. Continue reading
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