Tag Archives: Humor

For my Own Amusement

25 Jan

Frankly, I’m most impressed by the Dr. House stealing Dalmations thing. . . . I can actually see him doing that if he felt so inclined 😛

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David Tennet & Catherine Tate

22 Jan

I know it’s post-Christmas, but I needed a cheering up today and this arrived at my Youtube doorstep.  I have yet to watch these two interact and not love it!  She’s still my favorite Doctor Who companion ❤

Hetalia Geography

21 Jan

“Hetalia Geographic” by Plushie Bastet

 

Hah, This is Incredibly true.  I still remember the position of Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia via maps made up from Hetalia.

New FB Page Idea

20 Jan

New FB Page Idea—All people really, really, really tired of snow. I’ll be the first member!

FYI Evil Weatherman– that 8/10 of an inch was a LIE!  A dad-gum, filthy, no-good lie told to raise my spirits and then crush them under the weight of 2 inches of unforcasted snow.  I am seriously displeased.  And considering a lawsuit based on the intentional infliction of emotional distress.

Jan. 20 Snow Storm

Gingerbread Disaster (Potentially)

17 Dec

I’m currently trying my hand at the good old-fashioned gingerbread house!  I haven’t  made one of these in years, so I thought I would reward my end-of-the-school-year efforts with the chance to express my creative side for a bit. Of course, I’m not attempting to build it from scratch–that’s a BIG undertaking for a beginning Gingerbread-House-builder 🙂  Instead I grabbed a kit at Sam’s, and I’ve been playing around with it all night.  

I’m happy to report that after a couple of hours, an entire tube of icing, four “OH NO’S!!,” and finally a cry for extra holding hands from my mom, my house has four standing walls and a roof. Admittedly, one wall is pushed in and I had to overlap the roof edges a bit, but its on!  Woohoo!  After one final catastrophe of the whole thing collapsing inward, I’ve decided to give it the night to cement.  It’s currently being held up with chili and icing cans 🙂

 

Law School Is a Good Looks Murderer

9 Dec

You know when your eyes are bloodshot, your draining the Visine bottle like nobody’s business, your hair is greasy from a whole night of stress, your heart is racing, and your skin is all dry and itchy that you’ve been spending way too much time on research papers and living off caffeine. If I don’t get some water and sleep (not necessarily in that order); I’m going to crash.  

 

Childhood Fun – That’s Life

6 Dec

Memories from my childhood; my mother and I used to do this over and over and over. I loved it! Still do 🙂

Life Magazine

 

Person 1: That’s Life!

Person 2: What’s Life?

Person 1: A Magazine.

Person 2: Well, how much does it cost?

Person 1: 10 Cents.

Person 2: But I only have a nickel!

Person 1: That’s Life!

Person 2: What’s Life? . . . . . 

 

Labor Day Ventures

17 Oct

Farmland

Labor Day Labors (of Fun) aka Adventure!

I long ago promised that I would relate my wonderful, awesome adventures cross-country this past labor day weekend.  Labor Day weekend, always one of the great highlights of any college student’s life, was particularly exciting to me this year since I also had Thursday and Friday off and I was off to visit family for a BBQ.  A five day weekend, BBQ Pork Steak, Baked Potato, Grilled Veggies, and Home-made Ice Cream and Fudge Sauce–the weekend was definitely offering great potential 🙂 My Aunt and her husband were hosting the BBQ at their cabin down in Illinois; having traveled the same road dozens of times in the past, the trip can get kind of boring at times.

Now you have to understand that I wasn’t going to be alone on this trip; my mom was also going to be riding down with me. My mom and I together are pretty awesome.  We love taking the roads less traveled and heading off Continue reading

I’ve Used that Excuse!!

8 Oct

You know how you always have that one class that you just can’t stand?  The professor has now changed the rules on our research paper three times, gone back on what they said before, and assigned extra work, emailed us for meetings the night before. Then last week she/he calls us in for a “cannot miss”/”must-be-there”/”amazing-opportunity” to hear a guy speak in class and spent the entire last half of it explaining to him how they doubt everything he says because the prof. can name a small town in Missouri that doesn’t match his general conclusion.  0_0 So, I of course do NOT want to go to class tomorrow.  Do you think one of these excuses will get me out?

“I cannot go to school today”
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.

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Speaking of Zoos. . . OOps

16 Aug

Speaking of zoos and  bears and wild things, check out this article where a zoo in China swapped out a lion for a big dog and hoped no one would notice. Apparently it actually worked until the lion started barking.  Talk about a surprise! Guess we’re lucky we saw a panda in Tianjin instead of a black and white puppy!  That must have been humiliating 😛

Mastiff looks like lion